aprilllsaint
23 Columbus, United States
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My self-summary
My name is April, and yes, I was also born in April. My parents didn't love me.
I'm 21 years old.
I can talk to just about anyone as long as they can handle my morbid sense of humor and sarcastic remarks. If you find what I say offensive, sorry 'bout it.
I have the mind of a 14 year old boy.
I like cheap beer- I'm not hard to please.
If you like sloths, mortal kombat, and pizza we can just go ahead and get married. You da one.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an esthetician. I can turn you from drab to fab in like 40 seconds.
I’m really good at
Mortal kombat, sleeping, quoting spongebob, making jokes, cat sounds, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really weird and I'm a down ass bitch.
The six things I could never do without
Phone
Circa survive
Video games
Dr. Pepper
Internet
Organs
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm either at a shitty bar people watching or at home sleeping.
I am soOOOooOo fun~
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