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My self-summary
All the important stuff is listed below... for the rest, you'll have to torture me... not that I wouldn't be open to that.
What I’m doing with my life
Besides living in a shoebox above a Romanian grocery store in NW London? Irrevocably altering the minds of impressionable youths in the least destructive manner possible - for a public school teacher.
I’m really good at
Subverting the most deeply-held beliefs of others. Seriously, don't message me if you believe that coke is better than pepsi.. I will make you cry.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not from around these parts
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything that doesn't pander to the lowest common denominator... unless it involves nudity.
Six things I could never do without
Irony... I would not want to live in a world where people took everything I said literally.

The other five things are various brands of gin.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The beautiful, incalculable, numinous nature of the universe... and why more girls don't like me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wherever you want me to be... but seriously, see above answers involving nudity and gin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually enjoyed the first season of Glee.
You should message me if
You are looking to engage in the relationship of a lifetime: one that will sweep you off your feet, open your eyes to the universe, take you places you've only ever dreamed of, and evince the incredible possibilities of life... or you just want to get lucky on a Friday night. Either is fine.
The two of us