31Los Angeles, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I dunno. I'm from Oklahoma. I not the kinda guy who will just hike to "nowhere" with you. I'm a cutiepie. I will hike to a waterfall/hot spring/cliff/bridge jump. I'm from Detroit. I'm a creative. I like dogs. I skate. I wanna learn how to play Jai Alai. Ok. I wanna bet on Jai Alai. Shit's dangerous. I'm a goofball. New to LA. Just escaped New York. I'll Turn Up. I will find a way to get back to Berlin. I play soccer. I will get a Doug Funnie and/or Roger tattoo with you. No Skeeters. I've drank Nyquil without being the slightest bit sick. So what. I'll camp. Fuck it. I clean up well. I will not go to yoga or Sephora WITH you. But I will have some sorta juice waiting for you after in both cases lol. Facts. You can drive from LA to NOLA in 24hrs if you really want to. I make music. I've had waaay too much fun at certain establishments that offer "Legs and Eggs". I'm thinking about illegally joining an AARP bowling league (again). I will say yes to any roadtrip. I will shout at any TV screen with you. My cousin played Raven's Dad on "That's So Raven". Ok I'm just realizing how long this is now😁😂
What I’m doing with my life
I'm pretty much just hi-fiving life right now. Owning/running my creative agency (lifestyle/integrated/ad stuff) in Williamsburg, BK. Now I'm out here trying to open up a west coast branch. Travel planning. Minds eye is on The Black Sea.
I’m really good at
Shit grinning. Making stroke faces to hold in sneezes. Making GIFs out of the best parts of Coming to America or Spongbob Squarepants. Making haikus based on conspiracy theories. Cooking. Having all the fun. Sunfish sailboat navigation. Figuring out who's faking it at the MoMa/LACMA.
The first things people usually notice about me
Somethingsomething, rapier wit. I'm kind of a trashy novel you can take to the beach.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Space Jam. Italo Calvino. Jurasic Park. Neal Pollack. The Bad Seed. Anything more P.T. Anderson than Wes. Black Mirror. Oscar Zeta Acosta. The Believer, Delmore Schwartz. CB4. John Berryman. Most Lars Von Trier. The Cosby Show. Skepta, Henry Miller. Broadway Danny Rose. Doug. McSweenys. Russ Meyers films. Paris Review. James Baldwin. Anais Nin. Future. H.S. Thompson. ee cummings. Trapped in The Closet Pts. 2-4. Found Magazine. Health.FIDLAR. The Wire. Judy Blume. Black Box. Cmon you know you love Super Fudge. Ahem. Swedish Fish. PHO. Black Lips, 3 Six Mafia, Townes Van Zandt, Madeintyo, Cajmere, Kate Bush, R. Stevie Moore, Daft Punk, T Rex, Nina Simone, Explosions in The Sky, Mastodon, Ghostface, Wiley, SALEM, Dan 21 Savage, Slayer, Dan Deacon, DJ Screw (93-94 shit), Kurt Vile, Boys II Men, DJ Jubilee, Vybz Kartel, Charles Bradley, Lil Boosie, Blood Orange, Gucci Mane, The Microphones, Mac Dre, The Psychedelic Furs, Morrissey, Gang of Four, Ying Yang Twins. BBC Radio. I DUNNO. EVERYTHING I GUESS.
Six things I could never do without
best friends. pho. good books. oklahoma. jokes. family. elegant strip club music. passport.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much money the originator of the "Free Gucci" T-Shirt has made to date. Why anyone would ever just cuddle when they could go full snuggle?
On a typical Friday night I am
Listening to Dru Hill. Drinking rum in the shower while listening to Dru Hill. Getting ready to go do some sorta something. But let's be honest sometimes its just mac and cheese x me in snuggie mode with like Westworld or Rick and Morty on deck lol. Don't judge. It's littington.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
With a very Bloody Mary in his hand, my grandpa once told me not to be afraid of pretty mean girls (i'm not) and to be wary of anyone who doesn't watch The Simpson's all in the same breath. Archie is a GENIUS.
You should message me if
1) If you're looking to keep it weird but like in a meaningful way these days lol.

2) If you keep it real and at this point you're sick of pretending you have a good reason NOT to I guess and/or if you're doing fine IRL with the fellas and are just bored with your current/same ol' circle of doom.
The two of us