In all seriousness, however, I am (among my many vices) a consultant pondering a terminal degree after which I plan to live a genteel life of largesse, integrity and all-around chivalric romance.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
Self-improvement is a constant endeavor. Also, I pursue convivial companionship, fine food and superb beverages with tremendous zeal.
I also pride myself on rolling natural 20's when the party needs them most.
Yojimbo, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, 2046, In the Mood for Love, Star Wars IV-VI, Blues Brothers, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Big Trouble in Little China, The Seventh Seal, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.
Zhuangzi, Bill Watterson, J.G. Ballard, Tolkien, Robert E. Howard, Neal Stephenson, Paul Theroux, H.P. Lovecraft, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Ursula Le Guin, William Gibson, Jules Verne, Angela Carter, Clark Ashton Smith, Peter Hessler, Murakami.
Tchaikovsky, Dick Dale, The Dandy Warhols, The Pillows, The Shins, Leningrad Cowboys, Billy Joel, Miles Davis, The New Pornographers, Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra.
Planescape: Torment, Final Fantasy, Vagrant Story, Arcanum, Red Alert 2, Chrono Trigger, Shin Megami Tensei Persona.
The Venture Bros., Firefly, The Avengers (with Diana Rigg, obviously), PBS, No Reservations, Mystery Science Theater, Parts Unknown.
A pair of solid boots.
Likewise, I admire wordplay, curious turns of phrase and a woman possessed of legendary wit, beauty and charm with the inclination to become one half of an Adventure Duo.