45Delhi, India
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My self-summary
Life's too short for bullshit intros! So lets get down to the brasstags straight.

I want a woman who is:

1. funny,

2. smart,

3. not ugly, and

4. not boring.

5. not complaining & nagging

6. polite to waiters and flight attendants and cabbies

I would like her to share at least some of my goals and values, which are:

- to be responsible, yet never take life too seriously, and always find the fun

- to earn enough to cover bills and a few extras, but not spend excessive time at the office

- to have kids some day

- to love, enjoy, and be there for family and friends

- to learn new things and be open to new ideas

- to travel the world

If you meet the above, and have mastered the arts of hygiene and basic table manners, everything else is negotiable!

Is that too much to ask? Do you exist, Lady? If you do, please write me. I'd like to get to know you!

Bonus points if:

1. You make me laugh. Major bonus points.

2. You get along with people and are at least somewhat charming.

3. You are hot in bed (what can I say ? talent in this area never goes to waste)

4. You can cook. Nothing exotic. Just good enough to survive!

5. You're slightly geeky, but not too geeky. Maybe you have a pet topic that you're really into ? say, making your own smelly french cheese, or 18th century Serbian architecture or mating habits of owls ? great. ok i can be a good listener.

6. You're romantic (talent in this area never goes to waste, either)

7. You don't hate football.

8. You do not carry excess baggage. Baggage obviously means emotional and physical. This is a low cost airline. No extra baggage allowed. Just what you can stow in the bin above your head.

9. You are slim energetic & athletic.

If you have ALL that stuff, please marry me immediately! LOL

About Me:

1. From New Delhi, India

2. I am extremely loyal, affectionate and devoted.

3. Adventure = Fun. I'll try anything. Atleast once. Whitewater rafting, anyone? Bungee Jumping?

4. Social animal with an introverted side

5. I harbor a secret love of off-color jokes. I admit it. Will I tell them in front of your parents? Of course not. Will I laugh at raunchy humor until I'm 90 years old? You bet your ass!

I am spirited, faithful, and down to earth
What I’m doing with my life
I have a passion for travelling. I have an unsatiable wanderlust. So i am travelling at this point of time.
I’m really good at
making friends, listening, cracking wrong jokes at the wrong time.
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't. I fly under the radar. I wait, observe, then crack a stupid joke.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books..the alchemist, the monk who sold his ferrari, godfather, a bridge across forever movies..godfather, dirty dancing, music..scorpions, doors, pink floyd, deep purple, chris rea, dire straits food..italian, chinese, indian
Six things I could never do without
fresh air, freedom, nature, water, friends & beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the future of planet earth, global warming, extintion of rare species, life after death, existence of god, peace in middle east, iraq, afganistan & pakistan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pub crawling with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love farting in the swimming pool and then seeing the bubbles rise up.
You should message me if
If you are not a racist, lunatic, drug addict, and you see a button that says "send a message".
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