+ * Personality-wise I'd like to think I was quite considered & considerate (and maybe not quite as glib as I may initially come across).
My mum always taught me to be kind to SMALL ANIMALS and STRANGERS for what it's worth.
Am a bit ditzy and impressionable though, like when i fell into a lake two weeks ago whilst trying to FEED some SWANS with a lone MARS bar. All these kids thought it was cool I was trying to SWIM with swans, though that wasn't what I had originally planned for. They didn't help.
+ * I can hold Listerine in my mouth for more than 30 seconds.
+ * People often make eye-contact with me on the tube, but seldom talk to me. (particularly small infants and guide dogs)
+ * I have saved my little brother's life on multiple occasions when we were younger, but he refuses to acknowledge this now.
+ * Into music in a big way and most packets of crisps. (within reason)
Think i've covered all the key points.
Have yet to be asked onto Have I Got News For You by the boss.
(amongst other more transferable skills)
( www.gumtree.com/p/community/daydream-nation-guitarist-seeking-other-musiciansanother-songwriter/1081173855 )
Some writers I like include; Nikolai Gogol, Katherine Dunn, Henry James, Steven Millhauser, Alan Hollinghurst, Irvine Welsh.
Some writers I profess to like but confess to not always understanding include; Proust, Beckett, Strindberg, Nobokov, Camus
And did not have me escorted off the premises.