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My self-summary
>> re: Not entirely convinced >> these parts register if the pics inside don't, but ho-hum...

+ * Personality-wise I'd like to think I was quite considered & considerate (and maybe not quite as glib as I may initially come across).
My mum always taught me to be kind to SMALL ANIMALS and STRANGERS for what it's worth.
Am a bit ditzy and impressionable though, like when i fell into a lake two weeks ago whilst trying to FEED some SWANS with a lone MARS bar. All these kids thought it was cool I was trying to SWIM with swans, though that wasn't what I had originally planned for. They didn't help.

+ * I can hold Listerine in my mouth for more than 30 seconds.

+ * People often make eye-contact with me on the tube, but seldom talk to me. (particularly small infants and guide dogs)

+ * I have saved my little brother's life on multiple occasions when we were younger, but he refuses to acknowledge this now.

+ * Into music in a big way and most packs of crisps. (within reason)

Think i've covered all the key points.
What I’m doing with my life
After the longest time out in the sticks, moved to London last year to start over for the band and produce others. Intermittent with a residency as de facto intern (nay pizza delivery boy of choice) at a satirical political magazine for some extra cash.
Have yet to be asked onto Have I Got News For You by the boss.
I’m really good at
see above / holding Listerine in my mouth for more than 30 seconds.
(amongst other more transferable skills)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bit of a pop-culture enthusiast, particularly music to put it lightly.
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Some writers I like include; Nikolai Gogol, Katherine Dunn, Henry James, Steven Millhauser, Alan Hollinghurst, Irvine Welsh.
Some writers I profess to like but confess to not always understanding include; Proust, Beckett, Strindberg, Nobokov, Camus
The six things I could never do without
Music - internet - running water - pen & paper - charisma
I spend a lot of time thinking about
that time I swept you off your feet and kissed you in front of cheering hoardes. And you loved it.
And did not have me escorted off the premises.
On a typical Friday night I am
getting smashed, listening to techno. while playing board games in my room.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my mum wanted to write this profile for me when she found out about it.
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