I love animals a ton. I have one too many cats, have previously owned pet rats, and desperately want a dog. My goal in life is to pet every existing cat and dog. I have boundary issues with people walking their dogs in the street.
I am pretty much as dorky as my profile makes me sound, but also cool as fuck.
Republicans need not apply.
STUFF I LOVE:
random adventures, wackiness, the refreshing coolness on the reverse side of a pillow, boardgames, videogames, card games, man I love playing games, humanism, feminism, deviant behavior, stand-up comedy, non sequiturs, miniature golf, dinosaurs, evolution, auto-tuned remixes on Youtube, playing guitar, drinking so much coffee, volunteering/charity, webcomics, roller coasters, and more!
STUFF THAT SUCKS:
bigotry, gender roles, mental illness stigma, straight up fucking Nazis, things that come in swarms, people who don't pull forward when turning left and just sit there while the stoplight turns back from green to red
I'm also pretty good at playing instruments. I play guitar and I sometimes play a harmonica strapped to my neck while I am doing the dishes or driving. It gets me funny looks, and this is a thing I enjoy.
Movies: MAD MAX FURY ROAD, Arrival, Charlie Kaufman things, the Coen Brothers, Francis Ford Coppola, Wes Anderson, Star Wars, Pixar, It Follows, Shaun of the Dead, Amelie, The Princess Bride, The Room, Miami Connection
Music: Death Grips, Fugazi, Joanna Newsom, The Mountain Goats, Neutral Milk Hotel, The National, Radiohead, Beach House, Sleater-Kinney, Beirut, Grizzly Bear, The Beatles, Gogol Bordello, Woods, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Neil Young, Holy Fuck, Beethoven, Stravinsky, Tom Waits, The Doors, The Minutemen, Run the Jewels, Nina Simone
TV: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Broad City, Flight of the Conchords, Master of None, Parks and Recreation, old Simpsons, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Rectify, 30 Rock, Adventure Time, Arrested Development, Peep Show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mad Men, Futurama, Community, Louie, Mr Robot, Black Mirror, You're the Worst
Food: Pretty much anything that the Ninja Turtles would use as ammunition, or anything that I can pay someone to deliver to me.
I own a giant collection of weird boardgames. This whole character is pretty much me, really:
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