I love animals a ton. I have one too many cats and have previously owned pet rats and I fucking love dogs. My goal in life is to pet every existing furry critter that will let me. I have a problem with boundaries when it comes to petting dogs in the street, and work dogs wearing harnesses that say "DON'T PET ME!" always cause deep inner conflict.
Self-identified SJW / slacktivist. Republicans need not apply.
I am pretty much as dorky as my profile makes me sound. I am also cool as fuck, man.
STUFF I LOVE:
random adventures, wackiness, the refreshing coolness on the reverse side of a pillow, boardgames, videogames, card games, man I love playing games, humanism, feminism, deviant behavior, stand-up comedy, non sequiturs, miniature golf, dinosaurs, evolution, auto-tuned remixes on Youtube, playing guitar, drinking so much coffee, volunteering/charity, webcomics, roller coasters, and more!
STUFF THAT SUCKS:
bigotry, gender roles, people with "support our troops" stickers that drive by homeless vets, things that come in swarms, people who don't pull up far enough when they are turning left and just sit there for like 4 red lights I mean seriously what are you doing
I'm pretty good at playing instruments. I play guitar and am currently learning piano/keyboard. I also have a harmonica, and sometimes I use the neck rack to play it while I am doing the dishes or driving. It gets me funny looks. (This is something I enjoy).
Movies: MAD MAX FURY ROAD, Charlie Kaufman (especially Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind), the Coen Brothers, Francis Ford Coppola, Wes Anderson, Star Wars, Pixar, Shaun of the Dead, Amelie, The Princess Bride, The Room, Miami Connection
Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mountain Goats, Joanna Newsom, Fugazi, The National, Radiohead, Beach House, Sleater-Kinney, Beirut, Grizzly Bear, The Beatles, Woods, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Blonde Redhead, Bonobo, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Holy Fuck, Beethoven, Stravinsky, Tom Waits, The Doors, The Minutemen, Death Grips
TV: Breaking Bad, Adventure Time, Broad City, Flight of the Conchords, Master of None, Parks and Recreation, old Simpsons, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Rectify, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, The Wire, Peep Show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mad Men, Futurama, Community, Louie
Food: Pretty much anything that the Ninja Turtles would use as ammunition, or anything that I can pay someone to deliver to me.
I own a giant collection of weird boardgames. This whole character is pretty much me, really:
If you are an unabashed cat lady.
If you want to laugh at MRAs on the Internet.
If you are supposed to be an adult but the idea of building a box fort still appeals to you.
If you want to be twin high-maintenance machines.