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My self-summary
I'm Rick. My username is my initials. I love getting down with some shenanigans, and being weird as hell. I enjoy discussion and intelligent conversation and whatever, but not nearly as much as I enjoy dumb conversation.

I like animals a ton. My goal in life is to pet every existing cat and dog. I have boundary issues with people walking their dogs down the sidewalk.

I am pretty much as dorky as my profile makes me sound, but also cool as fuck.

Republicans need not apply.

random adventures, wackiness, the refreshing coolness on the reverse side of a pillow, boardgames, videogames, card games, man I love playing games, humanism, feminism, deviant behavior, stand-up comedy, non sequiturs, miniature golf, dinosaurs, evolution, playing guitar, drinking so much coffee, volunteering, webcomics, roller coasters, and more!

bigotry, gender roles, mental illness stigma, straight up fucking Nazis, things that come in swarms, people who don't pull forward when turning left and just sit there while the stoplight turns back from green to red
What I’m doing with my life
Post-2016, I spend most of my time curling up into a little ball in the corner of the room and punching myself in the face while screaming
I’m really good at
being hideously inarticulate.

I'm also pretty good at playing instruments. I play guitar and I sometimes play a harmonica strapped to my neck while I am doing the dishes or driving. It gets me funny looks, and this is a thing I enjoy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I chuckle heartily and rock a big, goofy smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catch-22, Kurt Vonnegut, Cormac McCarthy, Terry Pratchett, Mary Roach, David Foster Wallace, Carl Sagan, Tim O'Brien, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, China Mieville, any manner of non-fiction (particularly books about science, psychology, and social issues)

Movies: MAD MAX FURY ROAD, Arrival, Charlie Kaufman things, the Coen Brothers, Francis Ford Coppola, Wes Anderson, Star Wars, Pixar, It Follows, Get Out, Green Room, Shaun of the Dead, Amelie, The Princess Bride, The Room, Miami Connection

Music: Death Grips, Fugazi, Joanna Newsom, The Mountain Goats, Neutral Milk Hotel, The National, Radiohead, Beach House, Sleater-Kinney, Beirut, Grizzly Bear, The Beatles, Gogol Bordello, Woods, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Neil Young, Holy Fuck, Beethoven, Stravinsky, Tom Waits, The Doors, The Minutemen, Run the Jewels, Nina Simone

TV: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Broad City, Flight of the Conchords, Master of None, Parks and Recreation, old Simpsons, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Rectify, 30 Rock, Adventure Time, Arrested Development, Peep Show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mad Men, Futurama, Community, Louie, Mr Robot, Black Mirror, You're the Worst, Twin Peaks

Food: Pretty much anything that the Ninja Turtles would use as ammunition, or anything that I can pay someone to deliver to me.

Games: All.
Six things I could never do without
A sense of humor, the company of other people (who aren't shitheads), nice weather, streaming TV, an e-reader, furry critters
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what the fuck
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I'm home alone, I do an unreasonable amount of freestyle rapping to my cats.

I own a giant collection of weird boardgames. This whole character is pretty much me, really:
You should message me if
If you want to sneak into the Creation Museum with me to get pictures of us riding the dinosaurs

If you are an unabashed cat lady

If you are supposed to be an adult but the idea of building a box fort still appeals to you
The two of us