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My self-summary
I am Rick. My username is actually my initials. I love getting down with shenanigans. I enjoy discussion and intelligent conversation, but not nearly as much as I enjoy dumb conversation.

I love animals a ton. I have one too many cats, have previously owned pet rats, and desperately want a dog. My goal in life is to pet every existing cat and dog. I have boundary issues with people walking their dogs in the street, and work dogs wearing harnesses that say "DON'T PET ME!" always cause deep inner conflict.

Self-identified SJW / slacktivist. Republicans need not apply.

I am pretty much as dorky as my profile makes me sound. I am also cool as fuck, man.

random adventures, wackiness, the refreshing coolness on the reverse side of a pillow, boardgames, videogames, card games, man I love playing games, humanism, feminism, deviant behavior, stand-up comedy, non sequiturs, miniature golf, dinosaurs, evolution, auto-tuned remixes on Youtube, playing guitar, drinking so much coffee, volunteering/charity, webcomics, roller coasters, and more!

bigotry, gender roles, people with "support our troops" stickers that ignore homeless vets, things that come in swarms, people who don't pull up far enough when they are turning left and just sit there for like 4 red lights I mean seriously what are you doing
What I’m doing with my life
As of the post-2016 political climate, I spend most of my time curling up into a little ball in the corner of the room and punching myself in the face while screaming
I’m really good at
being hideously inarticulate.

I'm pretty good at playing instruments. I play guitar and am currently learning piano/keyboard. I also have a harmonica, and sometimes I use the neck rack to play it while I am doing the dishes or driving. It gets me funny looks. (This is something I enjoy).
The first things people usually notice about me
I chuckle heartily and rock a big, goofy smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catch-22, Kurt Vonnegut, Cormac McCarthy, Terry Pratchett, Mary Roach, David Foster Wallace, Carl Sagan, The Things They Carried, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, any manner of non-fiction (particularly books about science, psychology, and social issues)

Movies: MAD MAX FURY ROAD, Charlie Kaufman (especially Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind), the Coen Brothers, Francis Ford Coppola, Wes Anderson, Star Wars, Pixar, Shaun of the Dead, Amelie, The Princess Bride, The Room, Miami Connection

Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mountain Goats, Joanna Newsom, Fugazi, The National, Radiohead, Beach House, Sleater-Kinney, Beirut, Grizzly Bear, The Beatles, Woods, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Blonde Redhead, Bonobo, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Holy Fuck, Beethoven, Stravinsky, Tom Waits, The Doors, The Minutemen, Death Grips

TV: Breaking Bad, Adventure Time, Broad City, Flight of the Conchords, Master of None, Parks and Recreation, old Simpsons, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Rectify, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, The Wire, Peep Show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mad Men, Futurama, Community, Louie

Food: Pretty much anything that the Ninja Turtles would use as ammunition, or anything that I can pay someone to deliver to me.

Games: All.
The six things I could never do without
A sense of humor, the company of other people (that aren't shitheads), nice weather, steaming TV, an e-reader, FURRY CRITTERS
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I'm home alone, I do an unreasonable amount of freestyle rapping to my cats.

I own a giant collection of weird boardgames. This whole character is pretty much me, really:
You should message me if
If you want to sneak into the Creation Museum with me to get pictures of us riding the dinosaurs

If you are an unabashed cat lady

If you want to laugh at MRAs on the Internet

If you are supposed to be an adult but the idea of building a box fort still appeals to you

If you actually are Leslie Knope