artfulmeathead
35 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
I have grown bored of playing games. Except video games, or board games, or sexy role playing games. But definitely bored with relationship games where we pretend and lie to avoid being too forward.
I’m really good at
Cunnilingus.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard makes me look like some sort of homeless wizard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Furiously masturbating while home alone, crying into a frozen dinner that I probably should have microwaved. Hoping I'll remember to go microwave shopping over the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Most of that is already my notes in the answers to the questions.
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