27 Dunsmuir, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not going to be able to summarize myself in this box. It's just not possible -- as soon as I type something it'll be wrong. Here's a list of words that may or may not apply to me on any given day:

penis-transporting DNA carrier device
What I’m doing with my life
I decided earlier this year that paying rent is not within my personal ethics, so i quit. My life is now infinitely more interesting and authentic.

I live minimally now, and nomadic. I'm an independent courier, minstrel, and writer. I travel from one autonomous zone to the next, building the mycelium of a new radical existence, connecting people and ideas.

On another level, this is my shamanic path. I travel to other planes and bring back gifts for my community. I explore the world of imagination, mine and everyone else's.

I have a life partner in Portland. We're polyamorous and connected to a larger tribe there. If you choose to date me, you will eventually meet my wife. This is a good thing.
I’m really good at
laughing too loudly for the situation

explaining complex hyper-dimensional thought constructs

Making eye contact.
The first things people usually notice about me
My OkCupid profile? I don't know. The first thing i usually notice in the mirror is my disheveled hair.

I have good shoes, maybe?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i love Tom Robbins, Terry Pratchett, superhero movies, acoustic music and Thai food. Everything else you'll have to find out.
The six things I could never do without
I don't like this question: the only thing that I could never do without is my sense of I, because it's the only thing that makes an I. Uh.. Yeah.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
death, birth, and the pointlessness of human existence. this is why i laugh so much
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably acting out of character. If you want to have an atypical Friday night I'm your man.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm often not sure whether or not I'm the world's greatest liar. I worry that I've learned to fake sincerity by tricking myself into believing my own bullshit. If you do the same please contact me, we can be doubtful together.
You should message me if
You have a strong reaction to my profile. If you're "meh" then you probably haven't made it this far anyway, or else you should go find someone interesting and message them. If you like OR don't like my profile you should message me: sometimes I'm this guy and sometimes I'm not, so it's worth a shot.

And if you're reading this because you found a random or bizarre message in your inbox from me, you should know that I do that on purpose. I don't have much interest in "hi how are you", I think it's boring and unanswerable. Let's get real (and/or totally imaginary) in our conversations.