35Towson, United States
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My self-summary
Standard vegan, nerdy, art teacher, viking-bearded, painter, nihilist who can't stop making himself laugh with his own corny jokes. I live with 2 cats that have turned me into a cat lover. I like going to baseball games, watching netflix documentaries, talking about deep shit, and dancing at concerts (like a crazy person, or a mellow headbob according to the situation.) Thanks to my roommate I have started watching anime recently and would love some suggestions. I'm basically a grown up hippie who decided to start washing regularly and trimming my hair occasionally.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an art teacher from Hampden. Summers off are pretty awesome, but it is true what they say, if you love what you do you will never work a day in your life. Plus I keep my side hustles going strong. When Im not working I like painting, drawing, going to movies, eating good food, going to concerts, and relaxing at the house. Most recently I have been spending a lot of time working on my MFA, aka painting all the time. Also I am in the beginning stages of studying the art of tattooing.
I’m really good at
Communication! Making you laugh so hard you snort and dancing and singing in the kitchen while I cook... also painting realism.

I have been lifting weights and apparently I should add lifting heavy shit to this list.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the giant beard. Hopefully, that I am totally straight forward. If I am psyched I let it out so if you are too cool to get excited and have fun gtfo!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I mostly read non-fiction, and Vonnegut. I love almost any movie because I can always find something redeeming in them. I like walking dead, breaking bad, sopranos, game of thrones, arrested development, venture brothers, home movies, workaholics, and a lot of other shit. I love music of all kinds, right now I am listening to grateful dead, bob dylan, warren zevon, vampire weekend, arctic monkeys, motorhead, metallica, old dirty bastard... So clearly just everything. When it comes to food I think the quality is more important than the type, I can enjoy anything made with good ingredients and... I enjoy cooking.
Six things I could never do without
Music, Food, Art, Love, Time to relax, and Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything, I am very analytical in my free time... however, sometimes in the moment you have to let the flow of the universe take you where it will.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends with music involved (even if its trap music on a juke box), or netflix, or the avenue.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Green/kink friendly
You should message me if
You aren't too cool to have fun. You don't need to be at a crowded club where we can't talk to eachother over the deafening mashups. Or you have the right combination of unique tastes to think I'm a dreamboat...
The two of us