ashelyjordan89
27 Victoria, Canada
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My self-summary
First off, you should probably ignore everything in the 'question' section because every time I review them I think "why on earth did I pick that answer?". We may never know. And I'm too lazy to go back and change all the answers now.

I'm really into cats and I have a lot of hobbies. I like to dress and present myself fairly androgynously, and my apartment is basically a shrine to Tegan & Sara, cats, and unicorns. Sometimes I like to get domestic and cook and clean, and I own a sewing machine....I'm also starting a garden on my balcony.

I can't decide whether I prefer a night in on my couch with my cats or a night out with friends, they're just both such great ways to spend time.

I'm also really into nature, books, music, and craft beer. I believe cilantro was invented solely to make anything it touches taste disgusting and ruin my good time.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently in my 8th year in the RCN on a full-time contract on a ship, stationed in Esquimalt, BC. Before I moved here I got my bachelors degree in kinesiology. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to do for the rest of my life, I might go back to school to learn a trade or switch to the reg force as an officer.
I’m really good at
Spelling, Scrabble, being awkward at parties, cooking, procrastinating, finding awesome pictures of cats on the Internet
The first things people usually notice about me
You know, I'm not really sure.... I've been getting confused for a boy a lot recently, so there's that I guess :P I'm a big fan of androgyny though so it doesn't bother me at all :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - MaddAddam Trilogy, Silverwing series, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Go Ask Alice
Movies - Les Miserables, Grease, Hairspray, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Easy A, anything with Aubrey Plaza, Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Kat Dennings or Emma Stone, Anchorman, Mean Girls, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
TV - Broad City, SNL, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Adventure Time, Orange is the New Black, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, the Food Network
Music - Tegan & Sara, twenty one pilots, The Civil Wars, Muse, Barenaked Ladies, Elton John, Billy Joel, Shania Twain, Dion & the Belmonts, Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, Iron & Wine, Awolnation
Food - Sushi, Chocolate, Stir Fry, Pasta, Soup, Cheese, Cake, Cheesecake, Risotto, Grilled Cheese, Soup
The six things I could never do without
Music, Internet, a cozy pair of sweats, hair styling products, my swimming pool filled with gold coins and jewels, candy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gender and sexuality, my kitties, my next meal
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing at home, hanging with friends, or maybe go out for a couple drinks. Can a Friday ever really be typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believed in Santa until I was ten.
You should message me if
You're a super rad individual who would like to go on some adventures with me
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