28Philadelphia, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I'm wide awake and it's
I'm wide awake and it's night time, shit I must be in Omaha
I ain't the boss but I'm his illegitimate son
'cuz baby I was born to run
I took a valium and I had a vision
daddy must've been a haunted child
or Letterman was on the television

Okay hey, hi. I'm currently re-writing all this nonsense, so some of it isn't accurate anymore and most of it is song lyrics. BE WARNED
What I’m doing with my life
I cook, I read, I try to meet people.
Also, kicking myself for not making my username StupidSexyFlanders or ThisCharmingMander
I’m really good at
Drinking coffee. cooking. writing. corny jokes. burning my hands and arms and not noticing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm about a million feet tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: House of Leaves, Dune, The Fifty Year Sword, The Rum Diary, In Our Time, At The Mountains of Madness, Beloved, The Sun Also Rises, Tender is the Night, The Road, The Sound and the Fury, Dubliners. Hemingway, Lovecraft, Fitzgerald, Ellison, Faulkner, Thompson. American Modernism. The 1920s

Movies: Cool Hand Luke, Kindergarten Cop

Television: Archer, Hockey Games, Adventure Time

Music: The Band, Tom Waits, Beirut, Bob Dylan, The Felice Brothers, the Avett Brothers, The Clash, Modest Mouse, Tallest Man on Earth, Cold War Kids, Marvin Gaye, Talking Heads, Coheed and Cambria, Randy Marsh

Food: Spanish, Thai, Southern, Kosher, Coffee. Pork belly, duck, poached eggs, carrots, fried chicken, barbecue ribs, bread, popovers, kosher salt, black pepper, ginger.
Six things I could never do without
Glasses, coffee, magic cards, hot sauce, cats, and bees. COME ON PEOPLE WAKE UP AND SAVE THE BEES
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Plots for stories, interesting phrases, graffiti, butter, the future, the past, cats, William "Huey" Jensen.

Spit make a fender shine, Frankie's a friend of mine, got me off a bender after long-legged Brenda died
On a typical Friday night I am
Under the swinging bridge with a cigarette. The heavens of heavens of heaven ain't as nice, i bet.
Typically, on Friday, I'm holed up solo with my computer or a huge book, or out adventuring and smokin'. I'm boring as fuck.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a competitive Magic: The Gathering player. I'm in no way, shape, or form ashamed about it.

I also don't drive, due to anxiety behind the wheel. I'm really good at septa, though.
You should message me if
Easy, ready, willing, overtime
Where does it stop
Where do you dare me
To draw the line
You've got the body
Now you want my soul
Don't even think about it
Say no go
I-- I 'll do anything
That you want me to do
And I'll do almost anything
That you want me too, ooh
But I can't go for that, (No can do)
No, I can't go for that, (No can do)
Oh, I can't go for that, (No can do)
The two of us