I love conversation in all its forms - verbal, visual, kinesthetic, musical, tactile, emotional, physical, sexual, spiritual. Discourse is my way. Let's talk.
Taking naps. My very mild superpower is sleeping anywhere, anytime. Extreme sleeping.
High-fives at inappropriate moments. The things you learn from the tv. Bonus points if you know the reference. Okay, it's old school Late Night. As in the good one, not that shithouse Jimmy Fallon number.
As for nonfiction, I'm fond of Richard Rorty's Philosophy and Social Hope. I'm a pragmatist at heart.
Read: Calvin and Hobbes, Choose Your Own Adventure, The End of Faith, The Giver, The Reader, The Singularity Is Near
My favorite movie is Park Chan-wook's Oldboy. Wes Anderson's The Royal Tenebaums and David Fincher's Fight Club are tied for a close second. Notable documentaries include Good Copy Bad Copy and Gary Hustwit's Helvetica and Objectified. I recently watched I Am Love - I'm in love with that film. Friday Night Lights gets special mention here. I'm from the South, and this damn show hits close to home.
Watch: Akira, Back to the Future, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Ghost in the Shell, Indiana Jones, Memento, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Napoleon Dynamite, Pirates of the Caribbean, Primer, Star Wars (IV-VI), The Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, The Princess Bride, There Will Be Blood, Tommy Boy
TV: Battlestar Galactica (reboot), Cowboy Bebop, Curb Your Enthusiasm, FLCL, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Mobile Suit Gundam Wing, Haibane Renmei, Home Movies, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Seinfeld, Serial Experiments Lain, Star Trek, Trailer Park Boys
I love music. I am hard pressed to find something I find no redeeming qualities about. Frequenter of renegades and underground parties. Lately on an EDM kick. Anything danceable rocks.
I'm especially fond of the upbeat jazz of Yoko Kanno, electronica of Four Tet, and math rock of Minus the Bear. My favorite song of all time is Where Is My Mind? by Pixies.
Hear: Arcade Fire, Auto-Tune the News, Brand New, Death Cab for Cutie, Motion City Soundtrack, Nobuo Uematsu, Sun Kil Moon, The Anniversary, The Beatles, The Pillows, The Seatbelts, The White Stripes, Yasunori Mitsuda, Yo La Tengo
I can eat. A lot. My mom suspects I have a hollow leg. Indian, Mexican, and Japanese food are among my favorites. I love hot stuff - the spice must flow!
I'm on a boat.
I live openly. Just ask.
I fought the Law, and the Law let me off with a warning. I'm going to go ahead and claim that as a moral victory.
In reverse alphabetical order, my kaleidoscopic relationship preferences: poly/open/mono. Plot your x and I'll tell you y. Hot on the trail of a primary culture jamming partner in thoughtcrime. Looking, available.
I lean more towards "friends with benefits" than "walk of shame" in matters of casual sex. I have no shame; furthermore, I value continuity.
All my answers are public.
Redditor, ent, reformed /b/tard, twit.
I know the Konami code but have philosophical objections to its use.
Why yes, Aspen is my real name.
You actually want to meet in person.
You're not a creep. Or you are. You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
You like the cut of my jib.
You're 420 friendly.
You love Bill Murray.
You wanna gift me a mating pair of knockout mice.
You want to go on an adventure in the city.
You can offer me a job, contract, visa, citizenship, and/or diplomatic immunity.
You have something to say.