32New Rochelle, United States
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My self-summary
Graduated from Arizona State with a degree in business and psychology. Recently moved to New Rochelle to start a business and live the dream. I would love to meet a woman I can connect on levels I never even knew existed. Someone to break boundaries with, learn and laugh with, explore the mysteries of the universe and to conquer the world with. If you're adventurous, playful, quick witted, a deep thinker and don't take things out of your control too seriously, we would be a hit.
What I’m doing with my life
I started a sales and management training company that I am very focused on. My goal is to build it to a point of autonomy and residual income so I can travel the world and create an obnoxiously lavish lifestyle for my family and friends. I want the financial freedom to focus on my passion projects, like writing a comedic screenplay, or starting a new business. My long term goal is to be a motivational speaker or stand up comedian by 45. I will accept either path because I will find a way to incorporate both of my passions into it.
I’m really good at
Witty banter
Making people laugh
Motivating and inspiring others
Coaching/managing people
Quips and one liners
Being an ENFP
Joking around
Hand eye coordination
Being clumsy with cat like reflexes
Raising just one eyebrow
Reading facial expressions and body language
Asking why?
Sarcasm and witticism
Smiling and being positive
Delivering a perfect high five
Learning new things
Being random and spontaneous
Picking things up with my toes
Telling stories that build impulse and suspense
Situational/observational comedy
Having a trimmed beard
The first things people usually notice about me
Is my sense of humor, my personality, and my dimple
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
It's Always Sunny(if you dont find that shows humor funny then you wouldnt like my sense of humor, a dream of mine would be to write an episode for those characters, or at least sit in the writing room, the story of how they started that show is astounding) Southpark, Spartacus, Colbert Report, Archer, Game of Thrones, the Office, Entourage, Californication, all things Marvel, Breaking Bad, bitch! almost anything on the discovery channel, and Zoolander

I like brain food. Like fish, and books. All books John C. Maxwell, Tucker Max, Daniel H. Pink, Malcolm Gladwell, all novels by Preston & Child, the Greatest Salesman in the World, Harry Potter, Grant Cardone, I read a lot of self help/motivational books to get new ideas for my business and growing up I read the Catcher in the Rye and Siddhartha every summer for 5 years because I've always gotten something new from them every time I pick them up. Just finished the first Game of Thrones book, loved it. I love books on psychology, NLP, philosophy, mind expansion, spirituality and enlightenment. If you know any, please recommend. Everytime I see someone in public reading, I must ask them the book, if they like it and what they would recommend. If they escape without that conversation then my day is lost hah
Six things I could never do without
My phone
Spontaneous adventures
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My goals, my business, witty one liners, new ways to motivate and inspire my sales team, observational and situational comedy, lucid dreaming, ridiculiously improbable but life altering what if scenarios, traveling, ways to achieve higher states of being, Japan, meeting like minded people, time travel, altered states of consciousness, expanding my comfort zones and my mind. Oh, and all things erotic
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't really know many people around here socially so, I'm pretty much game for anything. I could suit up and explore the finer things in the city or build a blanket fort in the living room making s'mores and playing board games. My idea of fun is a vast range.
You should message me if
Your interested in any or all of the above, or you would be a great partner in crime, or If DMT means anything to you. If the first way you can think to describe yourself is "God Fearing", sorry, but it just won't work out. It's not you, really, it's me
The two of us