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My self-summary
ambiguously slutty m/f duo

we <3 couples!

(under construction)
What I’m doing with my life
academia, sex and bad movies (both)
I’m really good at
him: DIY MST3K sessions, tuning up her computer, sexy stuff
her: making him blush
The first things people usually notice about me
his mozart-like laugh and hot butt
her safety goggles
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
sci fi
attack of the killer tomatoes
creature comforts
questionable pop
Six things I could never do without
baby wipes
safety goggles (her)
booty shorts (him)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. safe, ethical and positive polyamorous sexuality.

2. watching others/being watched

3. getting filthy, literally and metaphorically.

4. dirty talk/name-calling/knowing who's boss/dragging it out/getting put through the paces/trying new things, as in "kink"

5. more to come.
On a typical Friday night I am
Him: tied up/smeared with something
Her: tying/smearing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
we nasty, huh

our screen name comes from a line in the too short verse of this song:
You should message me if
you're a nerdy, dirty couple and want to go on a 'double date'**/show and tell/swap stories and ideas

**the sexy kind (not to a movie -- sorry for any confusion)

you want to swap fetlife profiles; obviously there is lots that can't really be said/shown on okcupid.

--> you want to help her to work out one of his hard-limit fantasies (message for details).
The two of us