4. bulleted lists
you have something insightful to say or are confident we share common values, would like to be friends or would like to ask me on a date, let's partyy.
DO NOT message me if:
you're a couple.
you're a tool.
you're looking for a quick fuck.
you're creepy and grotesque.
your default is in fact, not a picture of your face.
in any of your pictures you're holding a lifeless animal.
do not ask me about these stipulations.