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My self-summary
Essays. This is dumb. I dunno what to say. How do you write an essay about yourself without coming off sounding like a self important ass?. They make this tough don't they? Let's see. I live in a tree and I dig holes for fun!. How's that? Tell ya what, contact me and we can talk a bit and you'll realize that I'm a really good guy that will make you laugh. After all, what else in life is more mprtan in life than laughter?... SEE WHAT I MEAN?!, You sound like an idiot when you say stuff like that!. But yeah, talk to me, I'll talk back, and we'll go from there. Easy.

I am creative, humourous, and ripe
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Skiing, Making television shows.
The first things people usually notice about me
My terrible Body Odour. Or the wooden leg.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) Baby's first pop-up book. b) That one with the sexy robots that blow each other up. c) electronic music mostly. d)Sure, I like foods.
Six things I could never do without
Food, Water, Oxygen, Sleep, errrr ... more food, and water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Figuring out where to hide the body.
On a typical Friday night I am
Laying curled up, naked in the fetal position, sucking my thumb and sobbing quietly under a blanket.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy the company of women.
You should message me if
You have most of your teeth, and you can string together more than three words. Okay, two words.
The two of us