However, I still don't want to join you and your husband/boyfriend in a threesome. That still stands. If you have a penis, awesome, but I don't want it in me or on me. I'm a one-woman girl, so while I appreciate polyamorous or open relationships, they're not my thing. I've also recently come out as asexual. It's something I'm still figuring out but it's nice to put a name to the emotions.
I'm a big girl who's trying hard to work on changing that. I've gone down a few sizes already and I'm going to keep going. Openly gay, other than a few people at work who don't know, but I don't really care who knows. I miss holding hands in public.
I've just gotten out of a relationship that ended badly. She treated me like crap. So I'm looking for a girl that won't.
Also, it's come to my attention that if I were straight, I could do very well for myself on this site. Sigh.
The nickname is kind of a long-running joke, from Pushing Daisies. If you can figure it out, we should be best friends.
I also take care of my father, who's mildly physically disabled, so he and I are very close. I live at home to take care of him, but I still have my freedom, which is important to me.
That, and boobs. They're pretty jiggly.
I love that word. Jiggly.
(b) I love all kinds, from dramas to comedies, animation to documentaries, and everything in between. I'm a big Disney/Pixar fan, as well as Studio Ghibli.
Favorite directors: Quentin Tarantino (Favorite: Death Proof), Kevin Smith (Favorite: Clerks/Clerks 2), Richard Curtis (Favorite: The episode of Doctor Who he directed last series, which utterly destroyed me. You know which one I'm talking about, Love Actually), Michael Moore (Favorite: Bowling for Columbine), and Edgar Wright (Favorite: Hot Fuzz/Scott Pilgrim vs. The World)
While I love great movies, I love bad/cheesy ones too. I'm a huge MST3K nerd.
TV: I have no life, so I watch a lot. Lots of it from the UK. Because their comedy is beyond US stuff. (They can swear.)
Other: Anything Gordon Ramsay is in. He's my swearing inspiration. Survivor, Amazing Race, Masterchef Australia (..but not the others), Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, I love RuPaul's Drag Race. I love it so, so much. Oh my god. I'm also a huge Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter fangirl. So, yeah.
(c) Music: No Katy Perry. No country.
Food, Vietnamese Food, Indian food (Whoever invented the paneer pakoras should get a frigging medal), Poutine, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy, Steak, donairs, soup (I make killer borscht) Sushi. Suuushi. I think I could sit there and eat edamame for hours. You want to win my heart? Take me for sushi.
(e) Comedy: Patton Oswalt and David Cross make me laugh so hard I pee a little, but I love Russell Howard, Frankie Boyle, Dylan Moran, and a ton others.
2. Laptop/phone. I always thought "Pfft. What the hell do I need a smartphone for?" Now I love it. We are as one.
3. My music. I love having a soundtrack to my life.
4. My cats Ayame, Misha, Thor, Loki and Captain Jack
5. Movies. Whether it be some highbrow artsy indie
film, or a guilty pleasure. And trust me, my guilty pleasures are
as guilty as they come.
6. Popcorn. (Yes. Popcorn. It's like my
6.5. Flowers, plants and other pretty things.
Words that sound funny when you say them a lot. Scuba. Scuuuba. It's a funny word. Say it. Scuba.
Random quotes from TV shows/movies I watch. (See above.)
Random things in general.
- You match, or aspire to, my level of awesomeness
- You've got an awesome sense of humor
- You don't put more emphasis on personality than looks (I'm totally the friend who would be described as "...she's got a great sense of humor" or "... she's got an awesome personality." I really have an awesome personality.) - -- You're cool with someone who swears a lot.
-You like food, movies, music, or some combination of
- You want to hang out with someone fun.
-You're a Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter fan. Seriously. Come say hello.