37Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
I think the first thing people notice about me is that I am funny. Like really really charming make you feel good about yourself and probably get a little goofy around me funny. I'm an actress first and foremost and I love it. I think its one of the only crafts where everyone in the room can experience something simultaneously. I am also an improviser-- which is no, not stand up but more like what the people did on SNL before they got on SNL. I am cookie baker, a pretty decent chef, and I can pair the wine. Oh, and I am a writer.
What I’m doing with my life
Living the dream of making it to the big screen, or little one. Writing, cooking up a storm, performing and performing some more. And doing weird movements with kettle-bells. Get with it.
I’m really good at
Running, playing with dogs, matching wine with food. Coming up with a great pun on the spot. Knowing what my drink is. Chocolate chip cookies. Beating people at board games. Having real hot mom dance moves. I will werk it.
The first things people usually notice about me
How quick-witted I am and my smile.

And usually that I have your number pretty quick. I can read people very quickly. So watch out!

A lot of people compare me to Amy Poehler and Tina Fey's love child. And to them I tip my hat and say thanks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Plays (Mamet, Abaire, Checkhov, Bock, Williams, Beckett, Pinter, and so many more) Currently catching up on Michael Crichton books, that man is a genius.
Movies-As good as it Gets, Walk the Line, Scarface, Tommy Boy, Holy Grail
Shows-Modern Family, Breaking bad, Weeds, Mad Men, CSI, House
I also like really terrible movies. I hope you do too.
Six things I could never do without
Good hair products
Playing with dogs
family and friends
a good work out
a big comfy bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome people are when one is open to their awesomeness! Isn't religion bizarre? How photographs are so beautiful. What is up with Chicago boys thinking a beer gut is cute? It's not, get it together.
Why are jeans the hardest thing to find but what you want to wear all the time? Heels, can't you be easier to walk to the train in, I hate carrying flip-flops around. Pizza, where do I get pizza.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, or performing. Or both. Or looking for that perfect manhattan in a little black slip dress.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an actor, so if you ask me, I'd probably tell you.
You should message me if
You like having a good time and have a pretty decent sense of humor. Or you think I am missing out on some truly wonderful guy (that's you kiddo). Or want rampant wild crazy sex. Ya know, whatevs. Please be creative with your initial woo-ing. I am looking for a relationship and
Not a one night stand.
The two of us