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My self-summary
I feel the Earth Mother's breath, her veins, her flesh... OMG I'm having a flashback! Hyper colors... nice...
What I’m doing with my life
Baring my antlers and donning my golden mask while crusading in the midnight hours against right-wing Greedy Corporate Fox News Trump Neanderthal Republican muggles destroying the planet... Yes! Have no fear... Green Man is here!!!
I’m really good at
My part-time job as a docent guiding people out of Plato's Cave...
The first things people usually notice about me
My fur on a full moon...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Chopra, Dyer (Thank you, Dwayne), Jung, Campbell, Yogananda, Bhagavad Gita, the Bible, Upanishads, Dhammapada, Black Elk, Villoldo, Harner, Ingerman, Fringe, Longmire, Elementary, the Matrix, Hidden Figures, K-LOVE, Lawrence Welk and sautéed chipmonks...
Six things I could never do without
love... nuff said...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Can you hold on, I had it a minute ago...
On a typical Friday night I am
Oooo... massage...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was abducted by aliens. Found out they don't have to pay taxes. But those anal probes...exhausting obsession! Whew! I realized then that they never had a Freud so I introduced them and now they have a thriving porn industry and some rich alien porn stars who don't have to pay any taxes!!!
You should message me if
Hansel and Gretel adored the thousands of witches the Church holy BBQ'd. And that contrary to "colder than a witch's, ah, um, 'poitrine' ", witches are warm and sensuous compared to muggle "material girls."
The two of us