35Mountain View, United States
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My self-summary
I am a free spirit who manages to be grounded at the same time. I have one foot in the land of pleasure and the other in the land of practicality. I dream big and fall in love like a teenager, but I'm not afraid of hard work or an honest evaluation of life. I can be extremely silly or extremely serious depending on the occasion.

I'm cool as fuck. Just trust me on this one.

I am 40% business, 40% cartoon voices, 20% bedroom eyes.
What I’m doing with my life
I like to think I'm a Renaissance woman. In this phase of life, I am a teacher and the head of the English department at an independent school. But in the next phase, who knows? I'd like to headline at a cabaret club and live upstairs; I'd like to be a mom and a wife; I'd like to own a B&B that makes people feel like it's the holidays 365 days of the year; I'd like a life filled with performance, both seeing and doing; I'd like to write a lot more than I currently do.

I also spend a lot of time with friends and am working on getting more stamps in my passport. Malta and Ireland last summer, Guatemala this summer. Open to recs for my next summer adventure.
I’m really good at
talking, laughing, loving, making people feel comfortable, speaking up when something's wrong, singing, writing, playing, dreaming, anthropomorphizing my cat
The first things people usually notice about me
I am Beyonce's body double.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate this section. I will say that I ADORE Leslie Knope and would have voted for her to be president in a heartbeat.
Six things I could never do without
my friends and family
a sense of humor
continual evolution
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how cats can be so popular on the Internet yet so many people in real life claim to hate them
On a typical Friday night I am
sans pants
You should message me if
you're as terrified of a Trump presidency as I am
The two of us