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My self-summary
I am a free spirit who manages to be grounded at the same time. I have one foot in the land of pleasure and the other in the land of practicality. I dream big and fall in love like a teenager, but I'm not afraid of hard work or an honest evaluation of life. I can be extremely silly or extremely serious depending on the occasion. Above all, I value freedom, and I've found that love can be the greatest pathway to your soul's unchaining. I am always searching for the next source of love.

Though I have my inner poet and my inner workhouse, I'm mostly a Good Time Charlie in practice. I'm a jokester and like to think I've been sent to earth to bring a "joie de vivre" to everything I do. I've been told I should go into comedy more times than I can count, and my strong desire for harmony makes me an adept social seamstress. At the same time, I have a largesse about me that makes it impossible to dismiss me as mere entertainment. I naturally gravitate to leadership roles because I'm smart and assertive and have a tendency to cut straight through bullshit to the heart of the matter. I care about making the world a better place, making us better people.

I am also very sensual and sexual - sweet, playful, affectionate. A connection in the bedroom is very important to me.

I am 40% business, 40% cartoon voices, 20% bedroom eyes.
What I’m doing with my life
I like to think I'm a Renaissance woman. In this phase of life, I am a teacher and the head of the English department at an independent school. But in the next phase, who knows? I'd like to own a cabaret club that I perform at nightly and live upstairs; I'd like to be a mom and a foster mom and a wife; I'd like to own a B&B that makes people feel like it's the holidays 365 days of the year; I'd like to run for local office; I'd like to write a lot more than I currently do. My latest fantasy is opening up a classy brothel reminiscent of Sleep No More in NYC. There's so much anger in the world; we could all use a bit more pleasure.

When I'm not working, I'm visiting friends and family and traveling to new places. Last summer I spent a month in Malta (where my mom's family is from), and this summer I spent three weeks in Guatemala. I haven't been abroad as much as I'd like, but I have a rekindled desire to get more stamps in my passport.
I’m really good at
I think you'll find out once you know me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am Beyonce's body double.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Leslie Knope for president! Leslie Knope for president!
The six things I could never do without
my friends
reading & writing
a sense of humor
unexplored places, both internal and external
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to make enough money to live life on my terms
On a typical Friday night I am
grabbing drinks with coworkers, going on a date, hanging at home with my roomie and kitty
You should message me if
you're not afraid of powerful women

you have drive, a desire to make the most of your life

you're affectionate/communicative in relationships

you like sex, the whole experience of sex

you believe in love