30 Derby, United States
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My self-summary
who is anyone on the internet? I mean, really?

I'm a pair of preteens hiding in a trenchcoat, masquerading as an adult in hopes of one day convincing the passersby that I'm one of them.

I also like pizza.
What I’m doing with my life
I work a boring, full-time job in a nice, air conditioned building and am finally feeling like my life is starting to fall back together. I'm not really sure what I want as a career, but I'm optimistic about the future as I search for meaning.
I’m really good at
Tetris, petting cats, yelling "SKRAAAAA!" at crows, keeping a straight face, playing three chords on a guitar, dry humor, verbally assaulting angry waterfowl.

I've gone to great lengths to minimize the Kansas "accent" in my voice. I worked third shift at a gas station for a year and hearing some of the garbage that came out of people's mouths really soured me on my hometown, so as bad as it sounds, I have become somewhat adept at minimizing those inflections in my voice.
The first things people usually notice about me
apparently I have a major case of "resting bitch face" and always look mad at something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Scott Pilgrim, 'Salem's Lot, Neuromancer, Killing Yourself to Live, High Fidelity, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse Five, Invisible Monsters.

Movies: They Live, The Terminator, Fargo, Back to the Future, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Halloween, Escape From New York, The Thing, We're the Millers, It Follows, Collateral, Heat, The Guest, John Wick, Die Hard, Ghostbusters, Boogie Nights, Dazed and Confused, Wet Hot American Summer, Rushmore.

TV Shows: The X-Files, Fargo, Rick and Morty, Arrested Development, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Breaking Bad, Fringe, Gravity Falls.

Music: Flying Lotus, MF DOOM, Madlib, The Avalanches, Brand New, Bomb the Music Industry!, Massive Attack, New Order, J Dilla, My Bloody Valentine, Radiohead, David Bowie, Nujabes, Kanye West, The Smiths, Explosions in the Sky, A Tribe Called Quest, The Weeknd, Gold Panda, Daft Punk, Descendents, Coheed and Cambria, Kendrick Lamar, Oingo Boingo, Nas, R.E.M., Prince, Run the Jewels, Outkast, A Wilhelm Scream, Smashing Pumpkins, Black Flag, The Cure, Weezer.
The six things I could never do without
- friends
- pets of friends
- socks
- something to write with
- something to write on
- headphones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Raccoons and opossums and other creatures that learned to thrive in urban environments and displayed a relentless ability to survive. I admire that.

Next to that, I really do think about pizza a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing things with my friends, making music, and searching for something to believe in.
You should message me if
If you would describe yourself as any of the following: creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky, altogether ooky.

I love talking to people, and I admit I'm not very proactive about sending out messages. So if you feel inclined, hit me up! I'm always looking for someone to talk about garbage with and maybe hang out in person, so we can drink coffee or tea and talk about garbage.