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My self-summary
I'm unemployed and live with my mother.

OK, not true. Actually, I'm a gainfully employed college professor, working writer and published author, and former stand-up comic who has his own house, car, weed wacker, and all of his teeth (apparently, not a given on OKC).

In addition, I'm intelligent, compassionate, generous, sensual (or is it sensuous?) and embarrassingly modest. Throw in a kind heart and a good sense of humor and what more could you ask for in a man?

I grew up on the east coast but spent most of my adult life on the west coast before winding up here, somewhere in the middle. Would love to find a sweet, bright, classy woman to spend time with.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to enjoy every minute of it.
I’m really good at
Taking the occasional nap.
The first things people usually notice about me
Big blue eyes and mesmerizing smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Love non-fiction.
Movies: Whatever Woody Allen made before 1990. I've written a few too.
TV: American Pickers, Netflix series, and anything that doesn't begin with "Real Housewives of..."
Music: Contemporary, classic rock, and whatever I can sing in the shower
Food: Golden Corral, baby! lol
Six things I could never do without
My kids, my classic Mustang, my specs (except when sleeping), and my three-year-old sneakers. Is that six? Maybe also a calculator.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Am I messing up this dating profile big time?
On a typical Friday night I am
Frantically searching for a woman like you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Only my parole officer knows the answer to that one.
You should message me if
Anything I wrote on this page put a smile on your face.
The two of us