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My self-summary
I'm originally from rural Gloucestershire but moved to London at the start of 2010 to follow my comedy dreams. I love an adventure, but mine often result from mishaps. Still, it makes life interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
I was once a journalist, now I just edit things for websites. By night, things get more exciting as I turn into a stand-up comedian.
I’m really good at
Pub quizes. It is the only time where my extensive useless trivia loses it's uselessness and becomes just 'extensive trivia'.

I also make an unbelievable cup of tea.

Both these skills are on my CV.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can walk on two legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Alan Partridge, Peep Show, Flight of the Conchords, Brass Eye, The Thick of It, anything Lee and Herring, Smallville, Dexter, Doctor Who.

Music: Metallica, Iron Maiden, Queen, The Darkness, Guns N Roses, early Trivium, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, The Shins, Manic Street Preachers, My Chemical Romance.

Films: Star Wars (original trilogy of course), Sergio Leone Westerns, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Gladiator, Kick-Ass, Spider-man 1 and 2, X-men 1 and 2, Thor, Batman Begins, Stardust, Hook, Toy Story 1-3 and generally all Pixar films.
Six things I could never do without
Food, nutrients, oxygen, water, vitamins, Jaffa Cakes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to put in this box. Aah.
On a typical Friday night I am
In a pub. Either gigging or just in a pub. I do buy a drink every now and then, I don't just loiter in pubs. I just do that at weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit those all the time on stage.
You should message me if
If you want to travel in space and time.

Also, anyone who is at least 90% enemies with me. That could be interesting, if we get actually along then we'll have smashed the percentage system.
The two of us