32Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I party like its 1999. I am Americas next top model. I never perspire. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I bat 400. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. Im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symmetrical Christmas trees. On Wednesdays, after practice, i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. basically...i rock

Seriously though, I am just a sarcastic guy with a good head on my shoulders. Got my stuff together, and no real baggage whatsoever. Looking for someone with similar interests. Hopefully it can develop into something meaningful. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Sadly, I still have to work. You'll never guess my occupation btw.
Other than that, traveling a few times a year, relaxing, working on improving myself as a person. Lately iv been really enjoying challenging myself physically with fun obstacles runs (Tough mudder, Spartan race, etc). If you are into fitness its a big plus :)
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and make people feel comfortable . Im also amazing at making chocolate chip cookies disappear!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmm, my eyes............and my butt chin? :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Black Hawk Down, Not a good day to die, Lone Survivor (Love military non fiction).
TV shows: Homeland, The Walking Dead, Black Sails, Spartacus, GoT, Banshee etc..
Six things I could never do without
Gym (not a meathead but I love it, whether it's lifting, crossfit, 5k runs, tough mudders, anything active, especially with a good company),
COFFEE!!!..... Sorry got carried away..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How grateful i am for everything that i have. Where i want to go and how im going to get there. What i am going to eat for my next meal.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am .......Batman.
You should message me if
If you are interested and think we might have things in common.
Definitely if you are a sports fan. Also helps if you like to work out. Not a necessity.
Just be genuine, positive and a sense of humor helps too!
Sorry, don't have Instagram. Not too crazy with the social media.(although I am on here ;))
The two of us