This is still awful isn't it? Forget it, let's move on, summaries are overrated anyway.
I do appreciate that isn't six things. I do not, however, care.
Reality - arranged 20 mins before leaving work and probably in a boozer. I'm 31 for christ's sake.
PS i appreciate i have no "life" photos on here but that's because they feature other people who have no desire to have their image on the internet. Not because i have no mates. Although i do look a bit like i have curtains. I do not have curtains. I also look a bit like i've got a double chin. I probably do have that.
Oh, and i hear that the topless photos that blokes put on here go down very well so i will be including one of those very soon.