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My self-summary
18. Problem child, all grown up. I don’t believe in salad or running (unless you are escaping from imminent danger, for example an angry lion on the loose). My life is essentially as boring and repetitive as a hipster blog, and my mother thinks I'm a cynic.
What I’m doing with my life
Boring Criminology student by day, 56-year-old marine biologist by night.

No, I'm kidding.
I’m really good at
Eating all the food, pissing people off, being an asshole, pushing everyone away, making my parents ashamed, using every swear word imaginable in the one sentence. You know, the usual.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beautiful face. No, that's a joke.

How much of an asshole I am.
Six things I could never do without
Gosh. Erm. iPhone, Tassimo coffee machine, my laptop, my cat, mini-fridge and some other stuff that I'm too lazy to write out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, ghosts, death, how people would react if I died, crime novels, attractive celebrities, how different my life would be if I was pretty/funny/nice/everything I'm not. And cats. The mind can never be filled with too many cat thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out, getting drunk and having wild unprotected sex with my neighborhood 'YOUNG TEAM'.

Like my life, that is a joke. I spend Fridays watching movies and crying into my coffee.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Wouldn't really be private then, would it?
You should message me if
You've read through all this bullshit without considering suicide for one second.
The two of us