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My self-summary
Hey :) I'd like to say, first off, that I feel extremely lame writing this. But, here we go: I'm pretty easy to please, basically. Staying home in my jammies and watching movies all night sounds delightful, but so does getting dressed up and dancing at a club. I love to be around my family, who are all loud and happy (mostly aha). I like to spend time going on pointless drives with my friends, listening to music. Sunny days are best spent at the beach, with a good book and some watermelon. I'm really fun and outgoing, and love to be around people..mostly because I like to people-watch. I love to be silly and have a good time :) My sense of humor can be quite..sarcastic and dry. Also, a side note: Just because I'm bi..I don't want to have a threesome with you and your boyfriend (unless you're both so pretty I can't say no). I dont feel a stronger attraction to either sex, but I like my girls femme, but lately I've been paying more attention to girls who have that femme yet tough look. I like my guys to look like guys, and if you come home from work with dirty hands, even better. Hard-working men are sexy as hell.

I am fun, wild, and sweet
What I’m doing with my life
I'm back home from NSCC in Truro. I graduated from the Child and Youth Care concentration (no, I'm not a babysitter, and no, I don't work in a daycare). I am hoping to get a job doing..anything really, so that I can save enough money to move to the city and start working at one of the fantastic residential care facilities there. But, as for now, while applying for jobs, I am spending a lot of time going to the beach and enjoying the summer while I can :)
I’m really good at
Taking "naps" that turn into sleeps. Especially around 6:00 on a summer night after coming from the beach. I'm also quite good at making cupcakes, with a delicious cherry-almond frosting. I can usually make people laugh, unless they're douchebags. I am also very good at making up dance moves that compliment the lyrics in a song haha
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not really quite sure how to answer this question, as I have never met me without being me? Um haha However, I usually get comments on my eyes, boobies and/or tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Pretty Woman, Spun, Pulp Fiction, Crash, Candy

Music: Wintersleep, Lady GaGa, Biggie Smalls, Wu, Nirvana, Acid Bath, Garth Brooks, Modest Mouse, Xavier Rudd..i dunno, I will generally groove to anything, as long as it's not Opera or "I lost my truck, my dog died, I havent seen my baby since I don't know when, got fired" country

Books: Paint It Black. Seriously, life changing book--read it.

Food: Lasagna, these awesome squares my mom make that I call "Main Event Squares"..not sure what they really are, but they involve a substantial amount of chocolate.

Other crap I like/like doing: curly hair,shopping for flipflops,popsicles,reading all day long,decorating,when my dog sleeps with me, dancing like no one is around, karaoke, vodka cranberry with extra juice
Six things I could never do without
Laughter, a comfy bed with great sheets, a car with a full tank of gas (although I'm without that..quite often aha), friends, fam and nail polish on my toes. My toes look gross when they're nakey.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time making plans..short term, long term, I just like to make plans. I like planning out a perfect-world future, or planning out the weekend.

Lately, I've been spending a lot of time thinking about casual sex. And here are my thoughts, just in case you feel like wasting even more of your time reading this profile haha: It should not be necessary for men to have to waste their time/best pick up strategies on women who are "sure things" when it comes to hooking up. Some girls do not require relationship-related conversation, or promises of being called the next day, or having sweet nothings whispered in their ears. Some girls are just as much looking for casual, random, fun, no stress/strings attached fun as the guys who want to have casual, random, fun no stress/strings attached fun. So that is why I believe females should be required to wear signs that either say "sure thing" or "hard to get" so that men know who to waste their time on and women who ARE sure things no longer get disappointed when the lines men use are just that.

God, I'm too romantic sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either driving around, drinking an ice coffee and listening to music that is too loud. Or watching drunken people at the bar, orrrr being a drunken person at the bar. But honestly, I can do the bar thing sober or drunk--I don't need to drink to have a good time. But it can be nice haha. On a Friday night I can be found sitting home with my fam watching movies, or reading a book on my deck.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tattoo on my butt.
You should message me if
1) You have all of your teeth
2) You know how to treat your mama
3) You don't have a husband/wife, 2.5 kids and a mini van
4) You can do the stay in/go out thing
5) You love to laugh
6) You can be filthy and vulgar (humor wise..scary fetishes need not apply)
The two of us