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My self-summary
Audaces Fortuna Juvat
What I’m doing with my life
cooking up something for weary travelers, coming up with creative solutions for modern problems, cracking wise
I’m really good at
cooking, baking, art, drinking, fixing things
The first things people usually notice about me
my proboscis, or my sweater... It's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Hobbit, VALIS, American Psycho, Less than Zero, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Clockwork Orange, Me Talk Pretty One Day

MOVIES: Gummo, Donnie Darko, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Happiness, Anchorman, Big Lebowski, Naked Lunch, Buckaroo Banzai, Robocop, Down By Law, Fight Club, Evil Dead, Office Space, Repo Man, Pink Flamingos, the Road Warrior, Goonies, Warriors, Bad Lieutenant, Blade Runner, Sexy Beast, Drive, Wet Hot American Summer

MUSIC: Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Bowie, Dr. Octagon, the Misfits, the Cramps, Joy Division, Devotchka, Ween, Radiohead, the Pixies, Talking Heads, Los Super Elegantes, Flaming Lips

TV: Breaking Bad, Rick & Morty, Its Always Sunny, Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Fargo

FOOD: I like it all... Well no offal or shellfish
Six things I could never do without
delicious food
the interwebs
my car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
dyslexia, milk steak, pink slime, finding a fun way to do things I hate, boiled denim, buying a motorcycle
On a typical Friday night I am
returning videotapes
You should message me if
You've got the balls

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