30 Fort Collins, United States
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My self-summary
Check out this video re:Online dating, have a laugh, and don't take life too seriously. I don't. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k65gqg_cDDQ

I've noticed a lot of 'either or' in people's profiles. Looking for a relationship. Not looking for a relationship. Looking for friends only. Looking for a quick lay. Not looking for a quick lay.

So how 'bout this: I'm down for anything! Romantic date? I'm a gentleman. New friend? How 'bout some coffee. Random hookup? Let's use fake names and masks.

Okay -- here's the boring stuff:

I am a man with ambition.

I value honesty above all else.

I'm a smart motherfucker with a dash of idiocy.

Fitness is a cornerstone of my life.

Dancing happens every day.

Life is something I never take too seriously ... it's pretty much one big game and you may find me skipping around in my underwear.

I work hard. I play even harder (see pics). I'm always looking for people to share my toys and adventures with!!

Things I like:
Cycling, cooking, quantum mechanics, mixed martial arts, acting, sacred geometry, YouTube University, aquariums, big cats, big dogs, hiking, snorkling, tshirts, tattoos (I have 3), holographic universe theory, electronic music, espresso, building business, protein shakes, sled pulls ...
What I’m doing with my life
Shit I do a lot. Off the top of my head ... I breathe and eat pretty frequently. I'm learning how to cook vegan. Learning to write ad campaigns. Learning Photoshop. Learning how to DJ on CDJ2000. Learning to produce on Ableton. Tending 420 gallons of aquariums in my abode.

10 year plan:
Skydive and wing suit
DJ a rave festival
Scuba the Belize blue hole
Kite surf
Make a million-dollar donation

As far as the adult answer to "What are you doing with your life?"...

I co-own one of the best make-up brands you'll soon hear about everywhere.
I also co-own a firm that negotiates advertising deals in the MMA and EDM sectors.
I’m really good at
Being hygienic.
Walking the line between corny and charming.
Listening (my sister said that'd be a good one to impress girls).
Staying up late.
Building fish tanks.
Living life at fast, faster, and holy shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ass -- it's huge. I'll be honest -- it's a ghetto booty and I've no idea where it came from. Unless the ghetto booty traditionally comes from Germany in which case everything's normal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
molṑn labé
Miss Annabelle's Secrets
Terry Goodkind

Today the playlist included:
Gareth Emery
Tommy Trash
Armin van Buuren
Elliot Smith
Digital X
Passion Pit
Knife Party
Iron & Wine

I love to cook and will definitely make you dinner and breakfast-in-bed. And I recently started eating mostly plant-based so that's fun.
The six things I could never do without
A passport
A group of like-minded people
My brother and sisters
Truth & Liberty
... my garbage man?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My health.
Quantum connections.
What lies beyond limits.
On a typical Friday night I am
Moving forward with my goals.
Jumping to some EDM.
Catching a movie by myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a completely open book ... once you get some sodium pentothal in me.
You should message me if
You're fearless.