babesokcupid
24Akron, United States
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My self-summary
Let's just say I'm not on here looking for a booty call. So proceed to search for some hoochie mamma if that's what you want, because it's not me.

I will say I'm not the stereotypical "girl." I prefer grocery shopping over the mall, I'm allergic to drama, I'll never ask you if an outfit makes me look fat, and I don't giggle like a hyena. At the same time, I'm not a manly tomboy who smells like the inside of a work boot.

I'm just a girl who's not afraid to get dirty. I grew up on a farm so I've known hard work my entire life and quickly learned to appreciate the small things. Grew up the youngest of seven and I can't imagine life without my brothers.

Anything else, feel free to message me. I'm amazing at answering questions and making conversation :)
I’m really good at
Killing coyotes, making sweet tea, knitting, chasing waterfalls, and enjoying naps.

Just kidding. I don't knit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I would assume my height.
My friend just measured me tonight and I'm a hair under 6'0 :/
Don't get me wrong... I absolutely LOVE being tall... It's given me some of the confidence I have today, but it makes finding someone taller than me impossible.
Six things I could never do without
God first and foremost,
My family,
My chocolate lab Dixie Mae,
Pepsi,
A comfortable bed
My toothbrush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why dogs feel the need to lick you in the face while you sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably staying up til 4 am watching Golden Girls. Let's be honest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Humor is a big part of my life. I do it when I enjoy something, when I'm shy about something, and even when I'm coping. I believe laughter can cure many things and ease many stressful situations. So if we're ever on the side of the highway with two tires blown out, only one spare, and I start to giggle or joke, it's not you... it's me.

Probably less of a secret and more of a forewarning.
You should message me if
1. You're a guy
2. You're a straight guy
3. You're an attractive straight guy
5. You're an attractive straight guy who is taller than me.
6. You're an attractive straight guy who is taller than me but isn't a slut.
7. You're an attractive straight guy who is taller than me but isn't a slut and your name isn't Matt.
8. You're an attractive straight guy who is taller than me but isn't a slut and your name isn't Matt but if it is you would be willing to change it.
9. You realized there wasn't a number 4.
10. You have a sense of humor and appreciate this profile as just that, humorous.

Do not message me if you do not know what MLA, APA, or Chicago formatting is... And I know you're googling it right now... Stop.
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