babyemilie
24 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
♐ INFJ.
Made out of tequila, grenadine syrup, glitter, and estrogen. Cat by day, mermaid by night. I sleep with 15 stuffed animals. Cartoons or gtfo.
5'4" 40-27-42 and heavily tattooed, if that's a thing that matters to you.
No gods, no masters, no pants.

Say hi first, this isn't bumble you pussy.
What I’m doing with my life
Pretending I know what I'm doing
I’m really good at
Farting in your purse.
The first things people usually notice about me
"SiQ iNK BRAH, YR TATZ R SEXi"

My big hair and my big dick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Blood Orange, Beach House, Mac Demarco, Bowie, Beach Boys, Fleetwood Mac

Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, X Files, Parks and Rec

Fear and Loathing, Rocky Horror, Life Aquatic, Crybaby, Virgin Suicides

Me Talk Pretty One Day, Role Models

All of the food. All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Netflix
Taco Bell
Glitter
Champagne
Naps
Plushies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Yer mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pooping in your bathroom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am Banksy... No I'm not.
You figure it out you got this far.
You should message me if
You ride chill waves, and like to have fun. Are a kid at heart and don't take yourself seriously. Down for dance parties. Being cute helps too.
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