babyemilie
25Austin, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
babyemilie
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
♐ INFJ
Chaotic neutral
Made out of tequila, grenadine syrup, glitter, and estrogen. Seeking someone to play katamari and eat Taco Bell with.

I put the "cunt" in "country".
What I’m doing with my life
Pretending I know what I'm doing
I’m really good at
Farting in your purse.
The first things people usually notice about me
"SiQ iNK BRAH, YR TATZ R SEXi"

My big hair and my big dick.
Six things I could never do without
Butts
Butts
Butts
Butts
Butts
And sometimes boobs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Yer mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pooping in your bathroom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am Banksy... No I'm not.
You figure it out you got this far.
You should message me if
You are not a Trump supporter and are down to awkwardly do blow with me in the Side Bar bathroom on the first date.
More
The two of us
--
Lifestyle
--
Dating
--
Sex
--
Other
--
Ethics
--
Religion