Made out of tequila, grenadine syrup, glitter, and estrogen. Cat by day, mermaid by night. I sleep with 15 stuffed animals. Cartoons or gtfo.
5'4" 40-27-42 and heavily tattooed, if that's a thing that matters to you.
No gods, no masters, no pants.
Say hi first, this isn't bumble you pussy.
My big hair and my big dick.
Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, X Files, Parks and Rec
Fear and Loathing, Rocky Horror, Life Aquatic, Crybaby, Virgin Suicides
Me Talk Pretty One Day, Role Models
All of the food. All of it.
You figure it out you got this far.