40Woodside, United States
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My self-summary
Ok my page should be unique to other people's so let's get the usual stuff that you read on here on a daily basis out of the way shall we.....

1.) Yea I can't believe i'm on dating website either!
2.) My friend headlocked me til I signed up
3.) I given up on meeting my soulmate when she's totally wasted at the bar
4.) It's not that I can't get a date......I ain't that fugly!!
5.) I'm not looking for the perfect person.....just someone perfect for me!!
6.) I'm sooooo busy at my job, and all the women that work with me are married to men or women lol
7.) I'm a great catch!! I just been swimming in polluted waters lately ;P
8.) If I were you I would date me
9.) Stalker?? ME??!! No way!! I can take a hint ;)
10.) I love doggies and kitties!!
11.) In my spare time I help feed the poor and kiss other people's babies like i'm running for president (which I should HA!)
12.) I don't look at your photos first, I read your profile cause personality is numero uno for me!! ;P
13.) I work out every chance I get cause I wanna be Mr. Olympia (*flexes*)
14.) I'm tired of all the games too, i'm too old for that! We still in high school or something?? Do I look like I belong on the cast of Glee to you???
15.) My ideal match? Well she has to be pretty and laugh at everything I say
16.) I always keeps it real yo!
17.) We could say we met at a David Hasselhoff concert (doh!)
18.) I can make you believe it's butter.
19.) I ordered a BigMac at Burger King and got one.
20.) I can challenge anyone to a sword fight, without a sword.
21.) My father's brother's nephew's cousin's ex-roommate met their soulmate on here so I can too!
22.) Hope to hear from you soon....please....pretty please?? For the love of GOD just write me back damnit!!

1.) If you hate men & think we all suck ;P
2.) If you think every messege you get on here is copy & paste
3.) If you got baby daddy drama
4.) If you have no intention of getting to know me & meeting sometime this decade
5.) If your walls are so high you put the Great Wall of China to shame
6.) If all you do is party and are not open to trying new things
7.) Paris Hilton is your idol
8.) If you think your ***t dont stink
9.) If you wear so much makeup you look like Ronald mcdonald's little cousin

It doesn't take alot to make me happy as long as I have good company, i'll try anything once, twice if I likey :) I like staying at home just as much as I like going out.
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for answers, asking stupid questions, taking chances and having no regrets............ I also become Batman when I see the bat signal ;P
I’m really good at
Making paper planes and thumb wrestling
The first things people usually notice about me
I lift things up and put them down
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Dexter, House, Seinfeld, King of Queens, Family Guy, Game of Thrones, Big Bang Theory, Vikings, Shameless, Gotham, Brooklyn nine nine, New girl

Food: Anything that's finger lickn' good!! lol

Movies: LOTR, Girl with the dragon tattoo, Braveheart, Usual suspects, Gladiator, Few good men, Zeigeist, scary movies, comedies, indy films, manga, anime, ninja movies, documentaries, Bourne series, Superbad

Books: Anything with pictures
Six things I could never do without
Family, friends, internet, health, chapstick and air conditioner!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why alot of people profiles claim they're "sarcastic".......I don't think people really know what it really means
On a typical Friday night I am
Mugging somebody for their shoelaces, watching some MMA, Netflix, having a drink with friends, and looking out for the bat signal....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate my name with a passion!!
You should message me if
If you're interested in my junk
The two of us