I was on a business trip in Vegas and decided to check out The Palms. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how the machines operated. "Excuse me." I said to a casino employee. "How does this work?" The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle. "And where does the money come out?" I asked. She smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, "Usually at the ATM."
Random as hell...
-Curing my Crackberry syndrome
-Telling good jokes/Writing bad jokes for Leno
-Coming to realize HDTV will make getting up pointless
-Treadmilling (Adv; def: engaging in an addiction to a Treadmill. Also see: "Why?")