badgrrlgonegood
38 Honolulu, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a retired roller derby skater (10 years) that hung up the skates to try other things...like sleeping in on Sunday mornings, and meeting men ;)

MN native. I've lived in England and North Carolina, as well. Hawai'i since 2009. I love traveling. Doesnt everyone? Seen lots of cool countries, intend to see more.

I'm competitive at most things, including but not limited to trivia and speedwalking. I will win at darts or keep trying until we are drunk and it becomes dangerous. Don't drink? Fine: blindfolds. I will run a marathon (and have, stupidly) without training hard enough, just because I told myself I would never run one since that's a crazy thing to do.

I like classic food but get excited for fancy and exotic, as long as it's not still alive or too far out. I'm an urban girl and like variety. Ethiopian, Thai, Indian, Greek, etc., delicious. I'm a sucker for a beautiful cheese plate. If you can tell the difference between aged scotch and Jack Daniels, you'll score points.

I dream of marrying a Duke, someone with a sexy accent, or perhaps the owner of a small island. Maybe he just lies and says he's a Duke and fakes the accent-I don't care. I hope he knows more than one language but I'll settle for at least English. I really hope he plays hockey or at least likes it! If this is you or you would like to roll the dice, I have an extra pair of tap shoes that are a size 12 1/2 womens that I found at a thrift store in Arizona. I have a nice pair now in my real size, so hopefully You can fit those big ones...
What I’m doing with my life
I read profiles. Do you read profiles? Oh, for real, I'm a Massage Therapist.
I’m really good at
Making peach pies, and sternum checks. Not at the same time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like stuff. We'll talk
The six things I could never do without
Chocolate and peanut butter
Coffee
Massages
Exercise
Passport
gotta have a goal
I spend a lot of time thinking about
North Korea, the National Inquirer of the world
The Chris Butler cult (Science of Identity)
Cults in general
Ideas for inventions
The next adventure
Haikus
On a typical Friday night I am
Howling at sky in the pale moonlight
You should message me if
You don't start a conversation with:

"Hey"
"Hey babe"
"What's up"
"You're hot"
"Yummy"

I don't "hook up."

Thank you for being a classy fella.
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