badjohnroxxorz
38 Madison, United States
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My self-summary
Large, bald weirdo seeks tiny (preferably not bald) weirdo for strange adventures and dubious activities.
What I’m doing with my life
I talk to people, both privately and professionally.

Apparently, I can be a bit much.
I’m really good at
Burning Bridges.
Turning Heads.
Breaking Balls.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am generally large. Well over six feet tall and well over two hundred pounds.

Also I shave my head and make faces a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books.

I only see commercials during football games.

Brian Jonestown. Stuff you have not heard but should.

I have been eating locally sourced foods almost exclusively lately, and I do not ever want to go back.
The six things I could never do without
Superiority.
Chaos.
Mathematically intense diversions.
Bizarre conversations.
Clever turns of phrase.
A defensible place to sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puppies!
On a typical Friday night I am
Awake at hours that some would think obscene.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I keep getting that fucking one hundredth problem.
You should message me if
You would like to get into archery. I have been thinking about archery a lot lately. Also BadJohn is incompatible with religions. If you attempt to use your BadJohn with a religion it will invalidate your warranty.
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