bag_o_cuntmuffin
31San Jose, United States
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My self-summary
Profile is under construction, but aren't we all.

I consider myself to be open minded, empathic, and spritely. I am quite artistic & crafty, and I have a love for working with my hands.

Speaking of hands, you know something else I really love to do with my hands...climb rocks!
Or kayak.
I feel most alive and at home in my skin and in the world, when I'm out in nature, creating something, or stopping to revel in the pure joy of a shared moment with another awesome being.

I am looking for someone who knows themselves, who can communicate clearly and openly, and is capable of maintaining a healthy poly relationship.

To be clear, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HOOK-UP/BOOTY CALLS/ONE NIGHT STANDS. Just isn't my thing.
*shrugs*
FWB situations aren't out of the question, though I still expect upfront honesty about other play partners and anything that would put me or my health at risk. I feel like this is pretty standard stuff, but sadly, many people lack certain common senses.
Please feel free to prove me wrong about you. :) Cheers!
What I’m doing with my life
What am I doing with my life?...good question. I am working on understanding the world and through that, better understanding myself as a part of it. A major part of that is enjoying the journey and finding what makes me happy.

For work, Currently I take care of animals with medical needs, deliver for various companies, and also do several artisitic types of work, (theatrical set design & painting, soaping, etc.). One could say I'm a Jack/Jill of all trades. I like trying new things and learning new skills.

Scholastically I am on pause between my BA and PsyD for Psych. with additional certification in Expressive Art Therapy.
I’m really good at
-Picking up new art mediums quickly.
-Gardening.
-Thinking about and analyzing human behaviors.
-Making my friends laugh, even if they're crying.
-Cooking for/with people.
-Walking into a room full of strangers & mingling.
-Observing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Generally, the Fauxhawk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Comics: Sandman, Stardust, Mr. Punch, The Dark Tower series, Y the Last Man, TankGirl (original), The Preacher, Sin City, Kabuki, Transmetropolitan, Fables, V for Vendetta.

Books: American Gods, Good Omens, Smoke & Mirrors, World Religions, Choke, Diary, The Faith to Doubt, Naked Lunch, Wet, The Mind and The Brain, David & Leigh Eddings series, neurological psychology books, Wasted, wicked, World War Z, Zombpacolypse Survival Guide, Psychopathia Sexualis, My Stroke of Insight, Anatomy coloring workbook, Ethical Slut, Polyamory in the 21st century, Sex at Dawn, The Guide to Getting it on, etc.

Movies: Fifth Element, Tu Wong Fu, Boondock saints, Rubber, seven, snatch, Gross Point Blank, High Fidelity, Eternal Sunshine of a spotless mind, Natural Born Killers, Freeway, The Labyrinth, Mirror Mask, Ghost busters, The Dark Crystal, American Beauty, A Beautiful Mind, Big Fish, O' Brother Where Art Thou, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, The Usual Suspects, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Thank You for Smoking, Shrink, Children of Men, Shaw shank Redemption, Across The Universe, Aliens, The Audition, Iron Man, Afro Samuri, Vampire Hunter D, Cowboy Bebop, Princess Mononoke, Sin City...the list could go on for pages really. Nothing I like better than good company, good wine, and a good movie…and perhaps a good cozy cuddle.

TV Series: Adventure time, Archer, orphan black, black mirror, BSG, True Detectives (the 1st series), Dexter, House of Cards, Scandal, Jerico, X Files, Fringe, House, Scrubs, Closer, Law & Order (SVU or Original), Breaking Bad, Malcom in the Middle, Heroes, Californication, Star Trek, Stargate, Mad Men, United States of Tara, Game of Thrones, Robot Chicken, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, Rick & Marty, etc. etc.

Music: oh my, just to list a few fav.'s: Aesop Rock, Al Green, Alice in Chains, Alicia Keys, Andrew Bird, Ani Difranco, Aphrodite, Apocalyptica, Atmosphere, Babes in Toyland, Beastie Boys, Beats antique, Beck, Bjork, Bob Marley, Bones thugs n' Harmony, Blockhead, The Breeders, The Clash, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, Dirty Vegas, Doors, Dr. Toast, Faith No More, Fantomas, Fear Factory, Fiona Apple, Flight of the Concords, Fugees, Infected Mushroom, James Brown, Jefferson Airplaine, Joss Stone, Joy Division, kasabian, King Missile, L7, Led Zep., Lonely Island, Luscious jackson, Macklemore, Marvin Gaye, love love LOVE me some Massive Attack, mc chris, Michael Jackson, Mika, Miles Davis, MIRV, NIN, Nirvana, Offspring, Oghr, Oingo Boingo, Outcast, Oysterhead, Pink Floyd, Pixies, <3 <3 , Poe, Portishead, P.O.T.U.S.A, Primus, Prodigy, Radiohead, Rasputina, Run DMC, Secret Chiefs 3, sepultura, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Spoon, STP, Toni Braxton, Tool, Violent Femmes, Whitney Houston, etc. etc.
Musically I'm all over the place & I like it that way. I've gotta say dropping a deep bass beat, rocking out to a radical banjo solo or funky horns, or being lulled by a sultry, seductive soulful voice are just some of the sweetest pleasures in life. At least to my ears.

Food: hhhmmmm...this one's easy because I love almost all food and will try anything once! I really like interesting pizzas, sushi, italian, Thai, BBQ, tri tip, hefty sandwiches, soups & bread,....I like food.

Note: I should probably attend Cheese Addicts Anonymous with Monty (Rescue Ranger Reference). I do love my fromage....mmm..soo good.

I love food and cooking it for the people I love, a habit I learned from my Costa Rican side of the family.
Six things I could never do without
-Family & Friends
-Sex, kink, & cuddles
-Delicious Noms
-Art (& the making of it)
-Nature
-Adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, happiness, kink, relationships, creating art, how to be a better person, what I'm going to be when I grow up, etc. ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
First Rule of Cuntmuffin Club: There are No Typical Friday Nights.
You should message me if
-You would love to have a picnic or make food together.
-You need an adventure buddy!
-If you get excited by reading any of this.

*PLEASE DON'T BOTHER MESSAGING ME IF*
-If you don't have any pictures posted.
-If you are only interested in propositioning me for sex.
-If you're looking for someone to cheat on your partner with. If there is one thing I hate, it's disrespectful liars & cheaters.
-If you haven't actually read my profile.
Thank you.
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