I like peoples' stories. If you tell stories, I will listen.
Been rockin' Dadbod since way before it was cool.
If I can't beer-belch at will, I don't want to go to your event.
It thrills me to be challenged and kept on my toes; I love to tease and be teased.
I'm good at sharing and cooperating, so I graduated kindergarten with flying colors.
Apparently I have a lot to say in my "Questions with explanations" section.
I appreciate satire, irony, absurdity, and I'm pretty eclectic.
Being polite to old people.
Jumping into, and out of, moving cars. For serious.
Spilling coffee on myself.
Cooking whole/minimalist food.
Doing stupid things on purpose, to see what happens.
Spelling, Grammar, and Punctuation.
Navigating unknown wilderness at night while intoxicated.
Getting pulled over by the coppers and not getting a ticket.
Also Gregorian chant, extreme metal, shoegaze, jazz, rock, punk, electronica, world music, *Genuine* American folk/bluegrass/country, NOT the corporate garbage that pollutes the airwaves these days.
Listening lately: Purity Ring, Satyricon, Incantation, Burzum, Blut Aus Nord, Drudkh, Bonobo, Sisters of Mercy, Snow Patrol, St Vincent, The National, Abigor, The Melvins, Trampled By Turtles, Bauhaus, Grimes, PJ Harvey, Massive Attack, hypnotic, languid stuff, Nadja, Ulrich Schnauss, Mazzy Star/Hope Sandoval, Beach House, Xasthur, Zyklon, Boltthrower, Cannibal Corpse, Dead Can Dance, The Cure, Type O Negative, Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, John Coltrane, Gregorian/ Byzantine Chant.
Foods: Literally, all of them. Especially weird/foreign/gross stuff. You have no idea. I've never met anyone with a broader palate than me. It's a thing.
Reading: THE ONION+everything else. Olive Sacks, Neuriosience, Sam Harris, Hitchens, Diamant "The Red Tent" and a history of Afghanistan.
Movies: Tarantino, Scorsese, Burton when he's not churning out schlock, Coen Bros., Fuckin' Ninja Turtles ORIGINAL, Foreign/Independent, Weird and unusual, Most varieties of Drama: Sad, touchy-feely, Art-y, epic, docu...
Does it have Jennifer Aniston in it? No.
Sound of wind through trees