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My self-summary
I have a special appreciation for the uniqueness in peoples' personalities.

I like peoples' stories. If you tell stories, I will listen.

Been rockin' Dadbod since way before it was cool.

If I can't beer-belch at will, I don't want to go to your event.

It thrills me to be challenged and kept on my toes; I love to tease and be teased.

I'm good at sharing and cooperating, so I graduated kindergarten with flying colors.

Apparently I have a lot to say in my "Questions with explanations" section.

I appreciate satire, irony, absurdity, and I'm pretty eclectic.
What I’m doing with my life
Showing it who's boss. Water-sharing. Singing songs but changing the lyrics to be goofy rhymes about my friends.
I’m really good at
Touching the art.
Being polite to old people.
Jumping into, and out of, moving cars. For serious.
Spilling coffee on myself.
Teasing you.
Cooking whole/minimalist food.
Doing stupid things on purpose, to see what happens.
Spelling, Grammar, and Punctuation.
Navigating unknown wilderness at night while intoxicated.
Getting pulled over by the coppers and not getting a ticket.
The first things people usually notice about me
My posture?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Devil music.

Also Gregorian chant, extreme metal, shoegaze, jazz, rock, punk, electronica, world music, *Genuine* American folk/bluegrass/country, NOT the corporate garbage that pollutes the airwaves these days.

Listening lately: Purity Ring, Satyricon, Incantation, Burzum, Blut Aus Nord, Drudkh, Bonobo, Sisters of Mercy, Snow Patrol, St Vincent, The National, Abigor, The Melvins, Trampled By Turtles, Bauhaus, Grimes, PJ Harvey, Massive Attack, hypnotic, languid stuff, Nadja, Ulrich Schnauss, Mazzy Star/Hope Sandoval, Beach House, Xasthur, Zyklon, Boltthrower, Cannibal Corpse, Dead Can Dance, The Cure, Type O Negative, Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, John Coltrane, Gregorian/ Byzantine Chant.

Foods: Literally, all of them. Especially weird/foreign/gross stuff. You have no idea. I've never met anyone with a broader palate than me. It's a thing.

Reading: THE ONION+everything else. Olive Sacks, Neuriosience, Sam Harris, Hitchens, Diamant "The Red Tent" and a history of Afghanistan.

Movies: Tarantino, Scorsese, Burton when he's not churning out schlock, Coen Bros., Fuckin' Ninja Turtles ORIGINAL, Foreign/Independent, Weird and unusual, Most varieties of Drama: Sad, touchy-feely, Art-y, epic, docu...

Does it have Jennifer Aniston in it? No.
Six things I could never do without
Sound of wind through trees
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wordless communication. What makes things the way they are?
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching sports on the flatscreen while pounding Busch Light, cleaning my guns and reading the bible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really know what Reddit is. I can't sleep without socks on. I once gave the finger to a school bus full of little kids. I know, that's 3 things. I do what I want.
You should message me if
You have anything to say at all, other than "Hi". I don't care if it's pleasant, clever, sexy, or not.

You have read the question with the *important disclaimer* in my "questions about sex with explanations" section.
The two of us