I don't believe life is linear. I don't live my life to be able to fit in a neat little box.
I have a million friends but not one person to come home to every day.
I am brazen, saucy and sassy. I have a thin filter. I am crazy loyal.
Bleeding heart liberal; work in corporate America; much smarter than the average bear.
Hanging out with friends
Watching a lot of movies or good brit TV.
Watching soccer and baseball - preferably live but harder these days
Getting back to wandering
Raising my baby son solo - single mother by choice (i.e. no baby daddy drama or expectations to help or play a father role)
after that my wise wit
inability to be subtle
opinions (look i'm honest and horribly blunt - I'm paid to be but it always comes from a good place)
i'm a vegetarian and not a foodie - but do appreciate good food though I don't go looking for it.
books - i read a lot. i still like paper but in the interest of space have gone technical. trying to finish the nightstand before i buy more.
movies - narrated film does it for me in a big way; indie stuff as i am an alt-rock-punk-indie chick - but i laugh my ass off at things like dodge ball; zoolander, etc. And for some reason Step-Brothers left me in stitches - i think of the chewbacca mask and I can't help but laugh out loud
And I'm into Peep Show in a massive way.
music - guns-n-roses; aerosmith; neil diamond; van morrison - of late Kymba Wilson; Ayo; Amelia Ray; Fiona Apple; leona naess
Peep Show and British Tat
what my friends are up to
why most men on here have a headshot that makes them look like a lunatic - who takes selfies in front of a toilet; do you know how to smile?
how to take over the world :p
I am a single mom so it tends to be playing, dinner, bath bed time. sometimes i got to bed at 8:30 and other times i have friends over until midnight.
trust me it takes a lot to shock me and a little to make me roll my eyes
You want help finishing the crossword.
You see me as a human with many adjectives and not something you can label into a box. That says more about how boring and simple you are than about who I am in case you were wondering.
Because its easier to list negatives than positives:
you aren't just looking for sex
aren't holding a gun in your main profile photo
aren't smiling in any of your photos - serious wtf is going on
aren't going to write to me "u r hot" vs "you are quite attractive" aren't under the age of 38
i wonder about the 28 year old who thinks a wink or a "u r hot" to someone of my age gets them anywhere. if you can't function in your own sandbox don't come play in mine.
you have read my profile (i'm not looking for a drinks date - I have a toddler and am the only childcare for my kid so online first and then we meet). and yes in person chemistry is critical but I'm not getting a sitter or moving things around to meet someone I could have figured out in three emails isn't worth my time. i like doing lunches during the work week first . anyone who emails me with "let's get together tonight" didn't take the time to read this and isn't worth my time.
And if you like me - click the box but send a note.