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My self-summary
I make everything an adventure - but sometimes that means rushing to hang out on my couch. Snow days are spent indoors; excel spreadsheets are made to fact check.

I don't believe life is linear. I don't live my life to be able to fit in a neat little box.

I have a million friends but not one person to come home to every day.

I am brazen, saucy and sassy. I have a thin filter. I am crazy loyal.

Bleeding heart liberal; work in corporate America; much smarter than the average bear.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to be of service in my new normal
Hanging out with friends
Watching a lot of movies or good brit TV.
Watching soccer and baseball - preferably live but harder these days
Getting back to wandering
Raising my baby son solo - single mother by choice (i.e. no baby daddy drama or expectations to help or play a father role)
I’m really good at
making excel spreadsheets
being excellent in people's presence
being a friend
The first things people usually notice about me
my boobs, lips and hair
after that my wise wit
inability to be subtle
opinions (look i'm honest and horribly blunt - I'm paid to be but it always comes from a good place)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i like a lot of things, but doesn't everyone
i'm a vegetarian and not a foodie - but do appreciate good food though I don't go looking for it.

books - i read a lot. i still like paper but in the interest of space have gone technical. trying to finish the nightstand before i buy more.

movies - narrated film does it for me in a big way; indie stuff as i am an alt-rock-punk-indie chick - but i laugh my ass off at things like dodge ball; zoolander, etc. And for some reason Step-Brothers left me in stitches - i think of the chewbacca mask and I can't help but laugh out loud

And I'm into Peep Show in a massive way.

music - guns-n-roses; aerosmith; neil diamond; van morrison - of late Kymba Wilson; Ayo; Amelia Ray; Fiona Apple; leona naess
Six things I could never do without
Peep Show and British Tat
lazy days
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the crazy things that become headline news - and how the media likes click bait

what my friends are up to

why most men on here have a headshot that makes them look like a lunatic - who takes selfies in front of a toilet; do you know how to smile?

how to take over the world :p
On a typical Friday night I am
this is kind of a stupid one to answer because every friday night is different, who has a routine like that

I am a single mom so it tends to be playing, dinner, bath bed time. sometimes i got to bed at 8:30 and other times i have friends over until midnight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really an open book - so I don't have a lot of private things in the first place

just ask

trust me it takes a lot to shock me and a little to make me roll my eyes
You should message me if
You are really spectacular and authentic.

You want help finishing the crossword.

You see me as a human with many adjectives and not something you can label into a box. That says more about how boring and simple you are than about who I am in case you were wondering.

Because its easier to list negatives than positives:
you aren't just looking for sex
aren't holding a gun in your main profile photo
aren't smiling in any of your photos - serious wtf is going on
aren't going to write to me "u r hot" vs "you are quite attractive" aren't under the age of 38

i wonder about the 28 year old who thinks a wink or a "u r hot" to someone of my age gets them anywhere. if you can't function in your own sandbox don't come play in mine.

you have read my profile (i'm not looking for a drinks date - I have a toddler and am the only childcare for my kid so online first and then we meet). and yes in person chemistry is critical but I'm not getting a sitter or moving things around to meet someone I could have figured out in three emails isn't worth my time. i like doing lunches during the work week first . anyone who emails me with "let's get together tonight" didn't take the time to read this and isn't worth my time.

And if you like me - click the box but send a note.
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