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My self-summary
I make everything an adventure - but sometimes that means rushing to hang out on my couch. Snow days are spent indoors; excel spreadsheets are made to fact check.

I don't believe life is linear. I don't live my life to be able to fit in a neat little box.

I have a million friends but not one person to come home to every day.

I am brazen, saucy and sassy. I have a thin filter. I am crazy loyal.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to be of service in my new normal
Hanging out with friends
Watching a lot of movies.
Watching soccer and baseball - preferably live but harder these days
Getting back to wandering
Raising my baby son solo - single mother by choice (i.e. no baby daddy drama or expectations to help or play a father role)
I’m really good at
making excel spreadsheets
being excellent in people's presence
being a friend
The first things people usually notice about me
my boobs, lips and hair
after that my wise wit
inability to be subtle
opinions (look i'm honest and horribly blunt - I'm paid to be but it always comes from a good place)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i like a lot of things, but doesn't everyone
i'm a vegetarian and not a foodie - but do appreciate good food though I don't go looking for it.

books - i read a lot. i still like paper but in the interest of space have gone technical. trying to finish the nightstand before i buy more.

movies - narrated film does it for me in a big way; indie stuff as i am an alt-rock-punk-indie chick - but i laugh my ass off at things like dodge ball; zoolander, etc. And for some reason Step-Brothers left me in stitches - i think of the chewbacca mask and I can't help but laugh out loud

And I'm into Peep Show in a massive way.

music - guns-n-roses; aerosmith; neil diamond; van morrison - of late Kymba Wilson; Ayo; Amelia Ray; Fiona Apple; leona naess
The six things I could never do without
Peep Show and British Tat
lazy days
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the crazy things that become headline news - and how the media likes click bait

what my friends are up to

why most men on here have a headshot that makes them look like a lunatic - who takes selfies in front of a toilet; do you know how to smile?

how to take over the world :p
On a typical Friday night I am
this is kind of a stupid one to answer because every friday night is different, who has a routine like that

I am a single mom so it tends to be playing, dinner, bath bed time. sometimes i got to bed at 8:30 and other times i have friends over until midnight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really an open book - so I don't have a lot of private things in the first place

just ask

trust me it takes a lot to shock me and a little to make me roll my eyes
You should message me if
You are really spectacular and authentic.

You want help finishing the crossword.

You see me as a human with many adjectives and not something you can label into a box. That says more about how boring and simple you are than about who I am in case you were wondering.

Because its easier to list negatives than positives:
you aren't just looking for sex
aren't holding a gun in your main profile photo
aren't smiling in any of your photos - serious wtf is going on
aren't going to write to me "u r hot" vs "you are quite attractive" aren't under the age of 38

i wonder about the 28 year old who thinks a wink or a "u r hot" to someone of my age gets them anywhere. if you can't function in your own sandbox don't come play in mine.

you haven't read my profile (i'm not looking for a drinks date - I have a baby and am the only child care for my baby so online first and then we meet). and yes in person chemistry is critical but I'm not getting a sitter or moving things around to meet someone I could have figured out in three emails isn't worth my time. anyone who emails me with "let's get together tonight" didn't take the time to read this and isn't worth my time.

And if you like me - click the box but send a note.