bananaproblem
31 Santa Barbara, United States
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My self-summary
I'm drawn to the bizarre, surreal, and offbeat like a hipster to irony. I've always wanted to trainhop, but I make do exploring the city's abandoned spaces, embracing the gentle decay of past glory.

I like to climb trees and fly toy helicopters. One day, I'll learn to fly.

I'm hopelessly in love with the outdoors. I like to backpack, camp, kayak, boulder, play soccer, ultimate frisbee, and anything that involves exhausting myself in a beautiful setting.

I thrive on awkward and inappropriate humor. Sometimes I fall asleep wondering what else is brown and sticky. I'm at my best around energetic, dynamic personalities. I subconsciously adopt traits of those I'm talking to, and I adapt my mannerisms to bring the best out of others.

I believe that the world is loosely guided by probabilities. There are no rules, just tendencies.

Tu sais parler francais? Viens! Prends une biere et raconte des histoires avec moi.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm engrossed in the most wonderful and dedicated relationship I can imagine with _EnjoyTheView_. We help each other grow, explore, and thrive with every waking day. Our passion for exploration and expanding our horizons in the physical world is eclipsed only by our passion for learning and intellectual growth.

I'm also working with a team of the smartest people I've ever met to building the best dating site in the world. We've come so far in the three years I've worked here... One day, I'll move to the Alps and open a garden store. For now, I grow hydroponic plants nestled away in the corners of office and apartment buildings.
I’m really good at
Smiling too soon for photos. Getting along with all kinds of people. Climbing to the top even though we should have started down two hours ago. Listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I tend to ask good questions. Don't you think?

My name. Apparently it's awesome.

Some people say I have a funny accent. I don't know what they're talking about. I don't think I have an accent.

stuff on Tom's desk: a pink Nintendo DS, a plant he calls 'Null String' and a bunch of food shaped erasers
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books:
Diamond Age, Sandman, The Painted Bird, The Handmaid's Tale, Influence, A Game of Thrones, Bad Popes, Jitterbug Perfume, The First Circle, The Valley of Fear

Movies:
Brain Candy, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, There Will Be Blood, Pink Flamingos, The Dark Crystal, Napoleon Dynamite

Music:
Depeche Mode, The Presets, Of Montreal, Scissor Sisters, Snow Patrol, Simian Mobile Disco, Spoon, Phoenix, Lady Gaga, Yelle
The six things I could never do without
Grassy mountaintops covered with cows.
A moment to myself every now and then.
Good stories.
Unnecessary risks.
OkCupid.
_EnjoyTheView_
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many chinchillas can you fit in a phone booth? Wait, what's the right way to do this? What are the best bars and restaurants in NYC?

Eros and Psyche.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing World of Goo. Drinking and trading stories. In a tent, hoping the bears don't get me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I type "straight" into iTunes on my computer, the only band that comes up is Mindless Self Indulgence. Lovely...
You should message me if
You're looking for a refreshing conversation. Tu parles francais. You want to meet someone who's flexible, positive, and easy going.

I'm not looking for partners. Friendship only, please!
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