bareshoulders
25 Las Vegas, United States
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My self-summary
I can do a surprising amount of whining for someone that can't take things seriously. Life is hilarious and every twist and turn presents a new challenge to accept and destroy. I'm a cynical optimist... a sad person with a bright outlook stained with dark humor.

You really have to talk to me to get to know me. Or, better yet, come hang out with me and my punkass friends sometime. It's an incredibly revealing experience.
What I’m doing with my life
Moving to Vegas AGAIN lol. Grad school calls, and I can't afford LA and don't want to sell my soul so I can afford LA.
I’m really good at
Turning serious situations and vulnerable conversations into jokes has become my life mission.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am incredibly approachable (somehow) and will totally engage you, but might throw you a backhanded compliment if you're a trash person. I'm also a total dick when I'm hungry.

My shoulders are broad and my hair goes to one side. I have radio voice and a musical laugh. I have nice legs, big hands, and a warm smile (when it's genuine). All this feedback and no one picks up on the fact that I actually have zero social skills lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Basically, search the YA section of the library and filter with the keyword "gay." BL manga is good too.

Music: make a pandora radio station for Galimatias and Alina Baraz. all that shit.

Television: If it makes me laugh and doesn't have shit writing I'll watch it. "Please Like Me" and "Orphan Black" were pretty good. Nah, they were fucking good.

Movies: Zootopia. Was. The. Shit.

My relationship with food is this: red meat, fruit, and lactose tend to make digestion a complicated endeavor for my body, but I still eat it. Big fan of Japanese, Thai, Mexican, and Appalachian American (real thing?) food.
The six things I could never do without
Mint Juleps.
Cereal.
Communication.
Nudity.
Mattresses.
Crying in the FasTrak Lane
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What dogs think about when they look at me.
On a typical Friday night I am
A stereotype.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Can't begin to explain my gender identity to you, which is why I haven't tried. It's really hard to discuss and think about but I really wanna settle my feelings out.

Ask me though. Talking about it is good and it shouldn't be something I keep a secret.
You should message me if
You're interested or think you might be. I'm casual, low stress. Do what you want lol.
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