I am sincere, broken-in, and funny (ha ha)
Keeping small children entertained for short periods of time.
Not locking my keys in my truck.
Ah, food! I enjoy many varieties, but in a finicky way. Examples: I like cheese on hamburgers, but not if it's melted on; but I like grilled cheese sandwiches. I like most kinds of pasta, but can't stand macaroni and cheese; I like broccoli with cheese sauce, or raw, or with dip, but not steamed broccoli. Weird, huh?
How reality television can be so incredibly stupid and yet so incredibly popular at the same time.
Why many people seem so obsessed with celebrity for its own sake.
The demise of newspapers.
How to make money from the internet without scamming anybody (or selling porn).
A plot for the best-seller that I'll probably never write.