Now you're likely thinking what is this douchecanoe all about? Well I'll tell ya
-Born and raised on a farm my whole life, yes I have a truck, yes we have baby animals.
- I went to school to be a police officer, and yes I do have handcuffs.
- I'll own up to it I have a bit of a gamer/geek side but not hardcore like the big bang theory portrays (awesome show btw) I just don't have the time or desire for that.
- I'm a very family oriented person and don't take disrespect to them lightly.
- Oh yeah, and I smell absolutely incredible.
If you need anymore basics drop me a message I'm always up for a conversation
Movies, gotta love the superhero movies otherwise any movie can be good in the right company.
Tv shows, typical guy stuff breaking bad, walking dead, sons of anarchy, south park, family guy you know the usual.
Food, almost anything home cooked. I can whip up a home country meal like you wouldn't believe.
Music, all depends on the day and what I'm doing... Can't listen to country during a work out and can't listen to dub step while in the woods.
-you're not overweight (some of you may think you are, I'll decide that)
-you're not attached to an ex
-you won't remove any of my body parts while sleeping
These aren't required but desirable... No kids, no drug issues, you can game, you know how to keep up drinking with the best