About four years ago I joined the sexy senior divorced generation, which, unless I find a suitable mate, is one step closer to winding up alone in senior housing. I am tired of being alone and do not enjoy being single. I’m far from dead, and am looking for someone that wants to enjoy this journey together. I do miss the connection with a partner.
I’ve read many ads posted by women on the internet and I can relate to many of them. While I did not think that I was such a good 'catch', I have concluded that since I do have an income, a car and own my own home in Simpsonville, and I am not a sociopathic lunatic hiding behind a browser, I must be at least somewhat desirable. Add to that, the fact that I am not on probation, nor on a list of sex offenders, nor am I an alumnus of Hell’s Angels or any other gang affiliation. and I can actually hold a conversation...all of a sudden, I’m damn near a one-of-a-kind sexagenarian Adonis --- except that I’m a transplanted Yankee.
Women tell me I’m a good looking man. I’m single and live alone, with a small, very spoiled dog. I am a white male looking for a Caucasian female. I am 6" tall, 175 pounds with most of my brown (and graying) hair, but not all original issue teeth. Brown eyes and a nice smile. [Hair & eyes are brown, teeth are not!]
I’m caring, gentle, cheerful, outgoing, responsible, loving, affectionate, funny, romantic, honest, easy going, great sense of humor and fun to be with. Modest & humble ... NOT! College educated with graduate degree. Retired professional. Not big on sushi, but love burgers! I am willing to share my home and my life with the right woman ,... but not the remote!
I am retired, not rich, not poor. I am not into dating. (Haven’t done so in 40 years.) I’m looking for a special person for a best friends type relationship. Possible LTR. Someone to hang out with, and who is as excited about seeing me again, as I am to see her. I have lots of time to share with you. Since I am retired and living on social security, I prefer someone who is also retired, or doesn’t work crazy hours, so that we have time for each other. Please possess the “Time” for a relationship and the desire to nurture it. If you are so busy that you need to fit me in every other Tuesday between yoga lessons, macramé and sky diving we’re not a fit.
I’m not looking for the perfect woman --- just the perfect woman for ME! I want a woman who appreciates it when her guy cooks dinner for her ... even if it’s burnt offerings! Please be an omnivore. I am more than capable in the kitchen, even clean up after myself. I do know the difference between a roux and a red sauce.
If you like being swept away by a man who enjoys helping with dinner [and maybe toss you up on the counter], then my broom is ready to do some serious sweeping. A woman who enjoys kisses in the rain ... but has the maturity and sense to get inside!
I don’t think I’d be interested in anyone older than I am. Fifty to sixty-five. Please don’t use a lot of makeup and/or powder. I love makeup -- as long as I can’t tell.
I am a somewhat liberal Democrat, but if you are a conservative, right-wing, reactionary Republican, I will still put up with,(and try to tolerate) your nonsensical ramblings if you insist. I do want an open-minded, adventurous type. I don’t demand a model, but please be relatively attractive, w/ height & weight proportional. No offense, but if you’re big, it’s just not my preference.
I don’t smoke and would prefer that you didn’t either. I do not drink, but social drinking does not offend me. I’m looking for good conversation and a good sense of humor with IQ more than your age. Better if it approximates or exceed your body weight! Please, the more you tell me, the better I’ll like it.
I do not want a one night stand or a friend with benefits. Sorry, if that is what you want, keep looking. I want someone that I can wake up to 10 years from now, smile, and still want to hold in my arms. I am sensual and, on occasion, can be sexual. I am an incurable romantic and like to show my affection. I’m very affectionate. I do love to kiss, hold hands, hug and caress. I may not be the greatest lover in the world, as I have Type 2 diabetes which, while it does not affect my libido, does affect my performance. Fortunately, with a little advance planning, Viagra remedies that . [You’ll just have to take my word.] Some things you do, you do get good at with age
I am a giver, and would like you to be also. I’ve been told that I know how to treat a woman and I will treat you right. I also have been told that I have a good heart. No tattoos, but a few scars.
And, oh yes, I always leave the seat down!
I am divorced and want someone to love again. Teach me!
Because I believe there need be a mutual attraction to each other, please give me some info about yourself, what you might be seeking, and maybe a picture of yourself. If this sounds good.... and you’re an unattached woman; a woman who hasn’t been jaded by past relationships, who still has her sexuality intact, and has a thirst for life, love and of course great..... .
If you would like to know more, send your response and let’s start enjoying what’s left of the rest of our lives.
I am not into e-mail as it is so impersonal. Please have the desire and confidence to talk on the phone and meet in person because I’m not looking for extended email or email only friends. If you provide your phone number, I’ll call. If you prefer my number, I’ll provide it. If a woman answers, call back ‘cause you dialed the wrong number. Let’s talk. Take a chance, and do the dance....
I know that this all sounds like a lot to ask and makes me sound pretty picky, but I’m just trying to be honest. If this sounds interesting to you, I’d love to hear from you. If not, good luck in your search. I am very honest and will answer any questions. I’ll even reveal some of my ‘baggage.’ All you have to do is ask.