26 Washington, United States
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My self-summary
I like sports and shock value jokes. It's a little strange how well that sentence describes me. I'm also a big optimist, and don't like making plans in advance.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in finance, so I know my way around a spreadsheet.

I play baseball, kick it with my heterosexual life mates on the weekends, and ride my motorcycle.
I’m really good at
Driving and doing backflips. Objectively speaking, I recently came to the realization that my best sport is probably frisbee (Panty dropper, yes or yes?).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Honestly, if you don't like Parks n Rec, just get out.

Any movie with Will Ferrell and Paul Rudd. Mostly I love you Man.

I listen to The Strokes, Tame Impala, John Coltrane, and Big L. I play instruments too like the trumpet, piano, and a little more dabbling.
The six things I could never do without
My baseball glove, quoting movies, music, and my mountain bike (which was stolen from me a few years ago. I've been dead on the inside ever since)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Baseball and physics
On a typical Friday night I am
Jerkin' on the dance floor. This kind...

Or doing nothing with friends. Either way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Anything if you ask.
You should message me if
If you got jokes. I like jokes.