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My self-summary
I like sports and shock value jokes. It's a little strange how well that sentence describes me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in finance, so I know my way around a spreadsheet.

I play baseball, kick it with my heterosexual life mates on the weekends, and ride my motorcycle.
I’m really good at
Driving and doing backflips. I recently came to the realization that my best sport is probably frisbee (Panty dropper, yes or yes?).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really don't watch many shows but if you don't like Parks n Rec then get out of town.

Any movie with Will Ferrell or Paul Rudd. Mostly I love you Man.

I listen to Tame Impala, Big L, John Coltrane, and The Strokes, but not always in that order. I also play the trumpet and piano, and dabble on a few more.
Six things I could never do without
My baseball glove, quoting movies, music, and my mountain bike (which was stolen from me a few years ago. I've been dead on the inside ever since)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Baseball and physics
On a typical Friday night I am
Jerkin' on the dance floor. This kind...

Or doing nothing with friends. Either way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Anything if you ask.
You should message me if
If you got jokes. I like jokes.
The two of us