bassnerd
32 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
10 years a transplant (NJ). Settled here with grinning queso lips.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for Google (Nest). Playing music. Bringing home the bacon. Netflix & chill with Palmela Handerson.
I’m really good at
Dad jokes. Getting your dog to love me. Cooking breakfast foods. Fixing your goddamn iPhone.
The first things people usually notice about me
Height (6'1). Hair. Smartass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Archer, It's Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Family Guy, Narcos (fantastic btw), The Night Of, Stranger Things, to name more than a few.

Most of the Netfix series are great. Except The Ranch. It's like Ashton Kutcher and Charlie Sheen aborted a baby, yet it somehow survived.

Phantom Tollbooth is my favorite book, and most responsible for my sense of imagination.

Music is great, and all opinions valid and deserving of conversation. Except Nickelback.
The six things I could never do without
Love, oxygen, water, food, shelter, and pooping.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Giving Kate Beckinsale the best 10 seconds of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Giving Kate Beckinsale the best 10 seconds of my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Underpants
You should message me if
If you're a kind lady that doesn't mind opening the door for me.
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