bassnerd
32 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
East coast transplant of 8 years (NJ). In awe of this constantly changing city. Settled here with grinning queso lips.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for Google (Nest actually). Playing music. Bringing home the bacon.
I’m really good at
Making corny jokes. Getting your dog to love me. Cooking breakfast foods.
The first things people usually notice about me
When I was a kid, whenever my grandmother would visit, she'd end up scolding me for being a little snot. With a stern look and a shake of her finger, she would say "You're being fresh." I learned to retort with "it's better to be fresh than rotten."

Take that, grandma.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love funny shows like Archer, It's Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Family Guy. If you don't then we'll fight about it.

Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Game of Thrones, Flaked, Orange, Daredevil, Jessica Jones. All of the Netfix series are great.

Phantom Tollbooth is my favorite book, and most responsible for my sense of imagination and ability to think outside the box.

Music is great, and all opinions valid and deserving of conversation. Except Nickelback.
The six things I could never do without
Love, oxygen, water, food, shelter, and pooping.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Giving Kate Beckinsale the best 10 seconds of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Giving Kate Beckinsale the best 10 seconds of my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Privates are private
You should message me if
If you're cool and want to help me be cool too.
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