29Fort Lauderdale, United States
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My self-summary
Time to change things up. I have decided that I want to do a major change in my life, what it is well, you are just going to find out yourself. I am honest to a fault, and to make matters worse, I have no filter on my mouth. I am very confident,(borderline egotistical) in all of my abilities. Now seriously if blunt honesty is going to be an issue, well you might as well stop reading and skip on to the next profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Heading to school for computer network engineering, and restaurant hospitality. I know weird compination, but like always there's a very good reason for my madness. I swear there is, I promise.
I’m really good at
All of things...
Opening doors
Forgetting to turn off the lights
Recalling useless facts
Finding things (trust me it's a very useful skill)
Two minute clean up drills (all collage grads know what this is)
House repairs
Solving problems/ puzzles.
Bleeding( got that down to a science)
Sleeping( worked on that trick for years)
Remembering useless unneeded facts.
Posting things twice.
Posting things twice.
Pointing out funny and ironic things in life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall. My dark brown eyes. That I have an outgoing and honest personality. All ways good for a joke or two. Tend to be the life of a party.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love watching thinking shows, that have an actual story line. Heros, firefly, primeval, are a few that I like. Anime is always a fun one.
I love all types of music and always looking for new songs and bands to check out.
I love to cook, like no really i love to cook, I cook all types of food.
As far as reading I can turn into a book worm if i find a good read. the sword of truth series is epic. Tom Clancy. James Patterson. So many more.
Six things I could never do without
--You Mad--?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop
What's in a wonder ball.
If Pokemon say there name, or did humans name them by what they said.
is a female cockblocker called a twat swatter or a beaver dam.

Why if I have a fifty/fifty chance of putting in a USB drive correctly why do I get it wrong 80% of the time.
Why is the Internet so much like ancient Egypt, writing on walls and pictures. Along with worshiping cats.
How two guys wearing the same shirt are friends but two chicks wearing the same dress are mortal enemies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling with friends, maybe have a few drinks, and enjoying life. Sometimes i like to jump into a car and find a beach or night club. Other times I like to get lost in a city and see what I find. I found coral castle and the waldren district that way.Or i am in an alternate timeline, righting the wrongs of days past, and accdently setting the stage for a massive invasion of giant man eating bandacoots with laser beam vision, and toxic fur, that are hell bent on eating the very fabric of time and space. Which ever the night takes me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish Pokemon were real.
I would love hear a debate between morgan freemon and sean conory. That would be like sex for my ears.
You should message me if
you want an honest guy in your life, be it as a friend, boyfriend, or lover. You have a intelligent mind. You avoid drama, but will stand up for yourself. You have special powers. You are a future spiderman in training. Have had or are currently having a relationship with Batman, superman, or any superhero. Abtained enlightment or self actualization. Spoken with a ghost and abtained good advice on the afterlife. Seen a elf or fairy, (GOBLINS DO NOT COUNT). you're a plainswalker. You have gotten to the end of subway surfer. You have gotten to the ninth level of metroid. You have heard Link complete a full sentence. You knock out Dr. Who and jacked his Tardis. But YOU MUST MESSAGE ME IF YOU HAVE THE FORCE!!!! The shawarts is acceptible.
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