33Rakovník, Czech Republic
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My self-summary
Hello, people!
My name is Michael and I live in the beautiful town of Rakovník in the Czech Republic.

I had a pretty exciting time few years back when I planned to assault my employment office official with a brass knuckles. I made it as far as a lobby of my apartment building where I destroyed a glass window and my neighbours called the police on me. The police brough me to a mental hospital where I stayed for a month. A lot happened during that month, but that's a long story and I won't bother you with it right now.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm on disability thanks to my mental health.
I go shopping for groceries every few days and sometimes I walk our dog Dan.
I’m really good at
Mechanical engineering, electrical engineering, electronics, computers.
The first things people usually notice about me
My mom always said it is my smile that captivates the passers-by.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like anything that contains women swimming.
Six things I could never do without
Photos of women swimming.
Videos of women swimming
My computer
Cow tongue with mashed potatoes
Brass knuckles
High school physics textbooks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Swimming women
On a typical Friday night I am
Searching the Internet for swimming women.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lost one of my testicles to testicular torsion.
You should message me if
you are a woman that can swim AND you can provide a proof in the form of photos or videos.
The two of us