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My self-summary
I'm a well-rounded visual artist. I draw, and paint. Sometimes I sculpt. I edit videos and photographs. I also work monster shifts. I laugh like an evil genius, and love like a mystic fool. I'm a plucky lucky sucker of good fortune and a well of sweetness. I'm learning more about how to love everyday. I've been waiting all my life to meet you, and I relish the anticipation. I embrace chaos as evidence that the divine plan is still incomprehensible to me. I live to laugh lovingly alongside you as we skip small stones down the street. I'm now twice a college graduate, but got kicked out three times. I just won't stop till I've had enough. I'm a master of time control looking for someone who can make magic moments that last forever. I dip my feet in cool streams of nice dreams. I want to buy a city block and set up a series of interdependent businesses. I'm going to show the world the power of laughter, and tickle the minds of the masses.
I am creative, subgenius, and hyperanalytical
What I’m doing with my life
Just got to Colorado, attending Naropa, and looking for work. I am going to school to become an art therapist.
I’m really good at
Drawing, painting, sculpting, photoshopping, and generally being creative. I've been called Yoda since my sophomore year of high school, because I have this random uncontrollable ability to come up with profound responses to questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
The deep rich tone of my voice. My eyes, or my lips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The Illuminatus Trilogy, Quantum Psychology, The Field, The Shen Ku, The Tao De Ching, Right Where You Are Sitting Now

Amadeus, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Goonies, In Dreams, RHPS, Pink Flamingos, Serial Mom, Maybe Logic, Religulous, Inglorius Basterds, The Holy Mountain, El Topo


From My Facebook Profile:

Books: The Illuminatus Trilogy, Quantum Psychology, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Movies: Maybe Logic, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Beetlejuice, Pans Labyrinth, Night Breed.

TV Shows: Venture Brothers, Lucy daughter of the devil, Family Guy, Squidbillies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Drawn Together, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Oblongs, Home Movies.

Music: Coldcut, David Bowie, Nirvana, The Beatles, Johhny Cash, Man or Astro-man, Orbital, Aphex Twin, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Hank Williams III, Guitar Wolf, Oingo Boingo, Devo, .
Six things I could never do without
After spending some time in the sensory deprivation tanks in chicago, I can honestly say that there is nothing that falls into this category anymore.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my thought life, and how it affects my emotional life; and what I can do to improve that dynamic.
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
You believe in spooks spectres or ghosts, ESP, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis.

You are a day person.

you're looking for a chance to see god, or one of his associates. Or, if you've seen god already, you're looking for people who can handle your intensity. If you want to pose for a painting. You know how to tie a square knot. You need a ride to or from Midway or O'hare airport in the Chi, and you can afford a taxi. You don't feel "Too Old". You like tea. You have an obscure favorite film to show me.

I'm accepting applications from atheists, polytheists, and polyatheists.
The two of us