EsqBender
27 Sayre, United States
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My self-summary
Laywer by profession, nerd by heart.

Recent transplant to the Twin Tiers for work and looking to explore the area!
What I’m doing with my life
Most of my time is devoted to my work, and my clients but I try to seek out new adventures allowing me to absorb new skills and abilities. Like a Millenial Highlander, minus the head-choppy stuff.

More recently, I have made a personal commitment to finally become healthy after 8 years of putting it on the back burner. This is a long road ahead, but it's one I'm proud to take on.
I’m really good at
Finding humor, entertainment, and personal fulfillment in everything I encounter.

Also, I make an overwhelmingly delcious risotto. You need to try it. That's an order, soldier.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a practicing Seagalogist, well versed in the films of Steven Seagal.

You will never find a song, book, film, or piece of culture I do not enjoy, with the sole exception being most country music. I remain open to the possibility of liking country, but it's got to be good.
The six things I could never do without
Skepticism,
Coke Zero
Instantaneously accessing information from anywhere
Scotch that can legally vote
COKE ZERO
THE HYPNOTOAD
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the choice in my breakfast cereal this morning was a predetermined event, the path of which began eons ago with the explosion of one tiny little particle.

Also what those things on shoe laces are called.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am physically, genetically, and probably meta-physically incapable of "spitting game."

I have proof.
You should message me if
If you have something intriguing to share and you're willing to put yourself out there!

Or just cause.
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